Amerillian

Hey there, Welcome to my blog! I figured I should say a bit about myself, so these are the basics. William - 21 - Washington - Lover of Video Games - Shitposts - Wanna know anything else? Feel free to send an ask and I'd love...

[ewaneneollav]

[bunniope]

[usopps-froggy-hat]

doflamingo waltzed into marineford, dropped this metal af quote, aggressively hit on crocodile, and left

[kstarlitchaotics]

I hate him so much but damn why does he have such great lines

[farmfreshmemes]

[midiport]

[hotvampireadjacent]

wait one of those said shit

[theblehthatbloos]

Eat'n ass always comes with a risk

[unhipwitch]

✨ cummy ache ✨

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[theendofenera-deactivated201911]

That’s the quality content I’m here for.

[stupidpetface]

[energyprison]

my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment 

[deathwarlock]

*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today

[bob-artist]

By the way, Kit REALLY likes dig boxes.

[princessbento]

unrestrained summer fun

[iguanamouth]

X

[emita-ita-main]

when mining ⛏⚒ makes you think of 😳 a special someone 😍😳

[valtsv]

there are a lot of theories for why yoda talks Like That™️, the most plausible of which are usually something along the lines of "he uses the same sentence structure as his native language no matter which language he's speaking or who he's talking to", but my personal favorite reddit crack theory is that he forms his sentences that way intentionally because he wants people to rearrange the sentences into something they can understand in their heads to make sure that they actually listen to him because it's just such a bastard power move. like. Master Of The Jedi Order I Am. Put Up With This You Will. Fuck You.

[adz]

my favorite is still this one

[weonsinnombre]

[studthismuffin]

Oh that’s so romantic!

Oh…

[xspiderfanx]

that’s just how couples are

[nohelan-img]

Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth:

[welele]

[ayellowbirds]

the original spider-verse comics had some truly amazing moments of dialogue

[allcreatures]

Palle-Jooseppi, a male brown bear at Ranua Zoo in Finland, wakes up after winter hibernation. Although they are not full hibernators, and can be woken easily, brown bears do like to den in a protected spot, such as a cave, crevice, or hollow log, during the winter months. Picture: Kaisa Siren / Rex Features