random sentence meme
Random quotes found on google.
“The best way to lie is to tell the truth … The carefully edited truth.”
“Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?”
“I dream of a better world, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned of their motives.”
“People who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.”
“Well, that’s not going to happen.”
“If you do a job too well, you get stuck with it.”
“The shinbone is a device used to find furniture in a dark room.”
“Homework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?”
“He paused his video game to text me back. Is this what love feels like?”
“MATH: Mental Abuse To Humans.”
“I would love to jump into a pool of Jell-O.”
“If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”
“I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason for it.”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“I don’t think I could ever stab someone… I can barely get the straw into a Capri Sun.”
“My dentist told me I need a crown, and I was like I know, RIGHT?”
“I will slap you so hard, even Google won’t be able to find you.”
“It’s not illegal… Just frowned upon.”
“Can I end my essay with ‘you feel me’?”
“If you were a tree, you’d be a good tree.”
“Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.”
“I don’t need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.”
