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we're not kids anymore.

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text from ex: i miss u
me:
Clinton: *makes an accurate claim about something Trump said or did*
Trump: *leans toward mic*
Me: hoe don't do it
Trump: wrong
Me: oh my god
Yes yes yes
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Tips That Can Save Your Kidās Life.
THIS IS IMPORTANTĀ
When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didnāt want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phraseĀ āpeanut butter cups.ā (Iām happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).Ā
I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didnāt want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didnāt know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I askedĀ āHey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?ā And she saidĀ āIāll be right there.ā And she came and got me within minutes.Ā
Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didnāt seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldnāt worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only āwomanā around that wasnāt related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked āNext time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? Iāve been craving them.ā And she came and got me, just like that.Ā
Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Donāt discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.Ā
DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.
OMG SPOTIFY IS CLEVER AFĀ š
This curve is next level Iām screaming.
Some people struggle not to be drawn into the darkness, but ever since I was a little girl Iāve said: Why not splash in, and have fun?
Cruella de Vil+ text posts
These are blood diamonds, Iāll have you know!
#ādarlingā is the new 'dearieā
This may just be the cutest thing iāve ever watched omg
Iāve gone through almost 24 years of life and Iāve never seen a crab eat until just now.
Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands
this is the most polite eating ive seen.
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds withĀ āI am Grootā
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio stationĀ āLoser Lineā. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Donāt forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.
309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme
Evangelation
Thereās also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Kornās āFreak on a Leashā.
Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?
This is wonderful