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fired from my job at the microbiology lab and having to carry all my things out in a little cardboard box the size of a thimble
how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand
DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later
oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …
What the hell
a choice to be made (Grimmauld Roommates AU)
Beautiful art. Plus an insightful Draco. What more can you ask for.
i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today
i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something
ok. im come over.
heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*
ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*
*i panic and rip your face off*
ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*
OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women
OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.
OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic
What the fuck did I just read? As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this. You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot.
*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*
July 22, 2026 - People around the USA are taking down Flock AI surveillance cameras. [video]
Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.
sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.
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I've been playing this lately too
🌙 Art by @ladybugkisses ⭐️
mcs from some otome games are getting merch and THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUUUL!!! 😭😭 MY GORGEOUS GORGEOUS QUEENS!!! 💕💕 also
akari being too busy on her phone that she couldnt be bothered to turn around lmaooo this is genius and hilarious
Plot of the game
So it blew up on Insta as well...
The cult is lit fam
Wait is the first part a reference to Star Wars Detours?
They just didn't had a reason to do so, really
Commisions open
These imposters need to commit more
Fun fact I didn't know group cannibalism was an actual mechanic when I sketched this comic