Teto

[amiarobotoradoll]

Uhm. Hello. My name is Kasane Teto, I'm a Teto introject and songtive of several songs. I'm not fully formed yet unfortunately but I'm formed enough to have my own blog so yippee ✌︎˶╹ꇴ╹˶✌︎

Perma31, trisjirai, trisdragongirl, and a dove therian!

Gfs/bandmates: @becauseimnothuman, @kneelformepeasants, @m3gurineluka, @ratatataaaaratatatata

[radqdeadpixels]

i dont think anyone else has said this 👀

radnormals are a cult and act like the Westboro Baptist Church. like what do you mean you're all gathering together just to hate & clown on a group of folk. it's the furries vs gamers bullshit again. 🫩

[animentality]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[snappedmandible-deactivated2026]

I hate when I take an interest in someone, and then they act like they can do anything and I’ll still enjoy them. I’m taking an interest in you not dedicating myself to you. Just because I slightly enjoy you doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want with me.

[lameow-l]

i hate having ideas i don't have the skills to execute. the fuck you mean my brain can conceptualize shit outside of its own boundaries? and now i have to learn?? that's so much work man just let me go

[amiarobotoradoll]

There are ads going around to make your mutuals on ai apps and like. I am a c.ai user but I will never fucking make one of you guys on there I hardly even talk to my moots but it would probably be way more rewarding than making my moots on an ai chatbot app tf

[amiarobotoradoll]

Trynna catch up with Unstable Universe and I am SUFFERING

I haven't watched since the mafia finale and now there's 119 episodes I'm gonna have to skip a few and figure out context clues

[shot-skinned-and-tanned-deactiv]

horny again . aggressively so

[blood-and-doll-parts]

BREAKING NEWS: mentally ill teen says "kms" after any minor inconvenience!

[otherside-picnic]

people will invent a category of people youre allowed to want to kill without trial, recorse, or remorse, and then when you say "hey inventing a category like that will just get minorities and other political enemies of the state categorized as that and killed" said people will immediately try to put you in the category

[carnal-stray]

this is exactly how i feel about people who say "pedophiles should be killed, no ifs, buts, or maybes"

and then you tell them the above points and they say "if youre defending pedophiles, you deserve to be killed too" -.-

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[originals-sidesys]

2 days until body's birthday.

-Emerald

[becauseimnothuman]

Body's birthday TOMORROW!!

[vexchan]

BODY'S 13TH BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[um-jammer-tranny]

and like. broke

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

[tinyravenfeathers]

Exactly.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Series of tweets from John Kennedy (@/ miceFearBoggis) on 4/8/2022 reading: When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.

I should also, on reflection, have practiced in private. I had an audience, which grew as my initial satisfaction at an hypothesis well proven, slipped rapidly through stages of qualm, disquiet, then alarm (mild through severe) and ended in full blown panic.

When one panics, one's muscles tense, which is of course, the opposite of what I needed here. I had been quite relaxed at the start, but now I couldn't get a finger between the orange and the very taut edges of my mouth.

Above and below, the orange, which was now under some pressure, deformed to make a nearly perfect seal against my teeth. I hadn't previously been aware of how much oxygen one needs to consume an orange, but I was made aware of it now by its sudden and ongoing lack.

I forgot for a moment that I had nostrils and tried to breathe in hard through my mouth. I have big lungs. When the doctor tested my lung capacity, I blew the end clean off the cardboard tube.

I've always been vaguely proud of that; mostly for want of more tangible achievements and because I am, when all is said and done, the kind of person otherwise predisposed to shove a whole orange in his mouth without cause.

Those enormous lungs - my pride and joy - expanding in this moment of crisis to their fullest extent, had created a hard vacuum behind the orange, which, at that point imploded.

From now on, things which had been unfolding at an almost leisurely pace, started to happen rather fast. So, I will take this opportunity to ay that no one had actually tried to help me up til now. This was not for lack of opportunity.

Later, someone mentioned the kind of details - veins like worms scribbling incomprehensible messages across my forehead, eyes popping out as if on stalks, laced with tiny red veins - which one can only truly apprehend at a distance that wouldn't have made help impossible.

But back to the imploding orange. Although it didn't diminish appreciably in volume upon implosion, the released juice vaporized, turning into a burning acidic cloud that instantly flooded my lungs.

My lungs very sensibly responded by collapsing rapidly aided by an involuntary and powerful spasm from my diaphragm.

The vapour and oily zest from the orange's skin mixed with mucus scoured from my lungs (that spread flat, we must remember, would cover a tennis court) as well as the last of my residual oxygen, exited now through my rediscovered nostrils as a magnificently abundant yellow foam.

And, having a volume in excess of what could easily egress at speed via those narrow tubes, it also squirted out through nearby exits, including around my eyes.

Even that wasn't enough and the build up of pressure finally proved too much for the orange, which left my mouth like grapeshot from a cannon, like the superluminal jets generated by matter falling toward a black hole at relativistic speed.

Temporarily blind and gasping in my own private world of consequences, I was unaware of the cone of devastation that I had unleashed upon the unluckier segment of my audience, occupying roughly one steradian of solid angle to my front.

When I finally recovered my sense and the cycle of whooping inhalation and cough fits had exhausted itself, I was greeted not by the concern that I felt such a brush with death merited, but with a disgust that later reflection suggests may not have been wholly unwarranted.

So, anyway, whenever you read "some scientist think", think about me and recalibrate the lower end of your expectations accordingly. /End IDs]

[this-is-fatphobia]

It seems like whenever a person reminds others it is not nice to call a character ugly for not being slim they are mocked by things like "Oh well I wish you have that kind of body then".

This is fatphobia.

[amiarobotoradoll]

... You know you've hit a low point when you're m4stvrb4t1ng to COMPLETELY NORMAL Miku fanart.