It all just sounds like ooh()

My mind's trying, my body's failing It's quicksand and I'm sinking

[van-dyne]

[Hug counts: 10] Ant Man and The Wasp (2018) is a family hug feast 

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[majingojira]

You know you’re epic when you manage a sick burn on a SUN GOD!

[shwagerr]

[lesparapluies]

[im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220]

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

[lizzystarlight]

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

[mymindsecho]

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

[pukicho]

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

[regularlesbian]

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

[amandabe11man]

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

[ghost-cassette]

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Oh my god? Lmao

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source)

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[xekstrin]

thank you possums we don’t deserve you

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY

[ciarachimera]

let the trash babies eat ticks 💋

also it’s extremely rare for opossums to carry rabies, wild opossums are actually pretty gentle animals unless you try to hurt them/corner them/or harm their babies (please don’t bother them), and they are beneficial to the environment. 💕

[tomakeitbeautifultolive]

Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!

Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.

Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.

[screengeniuz]

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.

[silverstrike]

What the fuck do you mean “was”???

[blackqueerblog]

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

[kingjaffejoffer]

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

[colachampagnedad]

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

[humans-of-pdx]

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“  “What are you going to make with it?” “Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”

[jumpingjacktrash]

always reblog cabbage lady

raise the happiness level of your entire dash

[h0neycat-deactivated20151022]

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!

[whihumph]

She’s back!

[plutothewitch]

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

[onlyblackgirl]

[land-dolphin]

MOTHER!

[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[bunjywunjy]

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

[pizzaotter]

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

[chocolatemilk4029]

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

[hotdogsngiggles]

oh my god

[byecolonizer]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2018/07/30/lebron-james-promise-school-akron-ohio/862159002/

Some people don’t understand how big this is, opening a school, especially a public one is a huge undertaking and even with LeBron money it’s costly.

It’s really nice to see black celebs and athletes actually show their support for the community, rather than sparing a few words about it.

[byecolonizer]

[biitumen]

excuse me mr fucking bezos??

[agreedt]

[agreedt]

[lopmon]

Hollywood is pathetic

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

Akira is literally about the influence of Imperialist America in post-Pacific War Japan this is absurd

[ducklingfantasy-deactivated2019]

This is what happens when you watch anime

[mobrosstudios-deactivated201803]

all true but Hollywood Naruto would be hilarious

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[chibitranslates]

Oh God…

[antifamutant]

Can somelne get me those white exec names. I just wanna talk…

[aminneyme]

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Hey op?

BEST POST ON TUMBLR

[fluidityandgiggles]

And then you read the whole thing in his voice.

[jake-me-up-deactivated20240207]

two bottoms chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re both bottoms

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Is it because the jets are 5 feet apart?

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

you know what

[unfaggy]

I’m.

[aminneyme]

i am appalled

[abdullahqutbedden]

Daily reminder that Gizmodo is a piece of shit website that doesn’t let people enjoy anything.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Gizmodo author, through gnashing teeth and tears: I’d treat her right…

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Look, we’re all hot for Helen but you don’t fucking disrespect Bob like this.

[this-blog-dead]

Bob is one of the best dads and husbands in media today and I will fight anyone who says otherwise

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

this is a pro-bob blog. idiot anti-bobs dont interact.

[aminneyme]

you dare disrespect Mr. Incredible??????????