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[ngatwa]

THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (2023) + LETTERBOXD REVIEWS

[amistillreallyalive]

Dovey: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Dovey: And I started thinking

Dovey: It was just trying to get some food

Dovey: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Dovey, teary-eyed: How would I feel

Lesso, concerned: Are you okay?

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Lesso: my only rule, don’t touch me.

Dovey: Kay. *immediately grabs her hand and laces their finger together*

Lesso, blushing: apparently, I have no rules.

[amistillreallyalive]

Rafal, pointing at Dovey and Lesso: Do you know these gays? These gays, they are trying to murder me.

[incorrectdovessoquotes]

Lesso: I’m an adult! I do what I want!

Emma: I’m telling Clarissa.

Lesso: No– wait.

[amistillreallyalive]

Agatha: Okay, that's much better now. Thanks, moms..... Why is everyone staring at me?

Sophie: Did you just call Dovey and Lesso moms?

Dovey: Do you see us as your parent figure agatha dear?

Agatha: No. If anything, I see you both as a bother figure 'cause you always bother me

Lesso: It's okay, we understand.

Dovey: Would you like to join as for a tea?

Agatha, teary-eyed: I would like that thank you.

[incorrectdovessoquotes]

Lesso: Well, fuck me if I’m wrong but-

Clarissa: You are wrong

Lesso: I didn’t eve-

Clarissa: YOU ARE WRONG

[amistillreallyalive]

Emma: Dovey! I thought you were decorating for Halloween.

Dovey: I am.

Emma: You're just hanging up pictures of lesso.

Dovey: You said you wanted scary decorations.

[amistillreallyalive]

Lesso: You see, Blondie, Agatha is at the age where she has only one thing in mind.

Dovey, noticeably excited and thinking agatha is out of her dark emo phase: Oh! Oh! Oh! Boys??????

Agatha, sharpening her blade: No. Murder.

[amistillreallyalive]

Emma: Is Dovey always like this when she loses?

Lesso: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum 2015.

Dovey: You bumped that table and you know it!

[amistillreallyalive]

Dovey: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Lesso: Oh, you've been in jail?

Dovey: Once. In monopoly

[amistillreallyalive]

Emma: Why would you give a knife to lesso?!

Dovey, shrugging: Lesso felt unsafe.

Emma: Now I feel unsafe!

Dovey: I'm sorry...

Dovey: Would you like a knife?

[amistillreallyalive]

Clarissa: HELP! I TOLD LESSO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN'T COOK

Emma, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

[amistillreallyalive]

Dovey: FOUR MONTHS-

Emma: What's wrong with her?

Lesso, suppressing laughter: Oh It's nothing really.

Dovey: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

[amistillreallyalive]

Waitress: and what would you like?

Lesso: I wish to devour the unborn

Dovey: Eggs, she wants eggs

[amistillreallyalive]

Lesso: Bitch

Dovey: Still lacking the elegant charm, are we lesso? How crude.

Lesso:

Bitch

Dovey: How did you do that

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Dovey: What are you drinking?

Lesso: Vodka

Dovey: Straight?

Lesso: No, gay. Why?