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I will be removing myself from situations

If something is happening, well, I certainly don't want anything to do with that

i love when large dogs are picked up and they’re so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta

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I found another

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breakfast

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lunch

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dinner

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dessert

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cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

whatheballs

you had to be there

cithaerons

do you ever see people, in october 2020, talking about, like, hanging out with their friends and getting drinks with people and going on dates and hooking up with people and hanging out in coffee shops and going to the gym and realize that some people are living in a completely different reality than you are

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geniusoflove

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

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the panties hit the floor

geniusoflove

you know it brother

an-american-whore

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

geniusoflove

you know what i wish you would tell me

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toastoat

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!

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Posts that changed the world pt. 2

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left-reminders

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zayngf

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

sunspill

opens a google document that’s enough for today

hungwy

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

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all ppl born after 1990 know how to do is reformat resume, submit resume, write cover letter, send emails, never hear back, blame ourselves instead of the state of the world created by those who came before us, cry about it, eat something, reformat resume, subm