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[cndybliss]

getting comments on fics feels like youre the queen of the world bc wdym you took time out of your day to read my silly thought.. and then took even more time to comment how much you loved it? yes pls 🥹🥹💕

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i start cheesing so bad (y’all are also funny asf)

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If Diana Ross starts showing interest in Jaafar I'm genuinely going to disappear from this planet

why would you… why would you put this thought in my brain?

[cndybliss]

FUCCK BASHIR & FUCCCK NETFLIX

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girl i HAD to turn notifs on for you because omfg i can't stop reading your stuff 😭😭😭😭😭😭

stop thank you 😭😭 🧎🏼‍♀️i adore y’all, genuinely thank you for reading my stuff

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y’all ever get hit with random ahh memories from high school and now with a more developed brain, you’re like what…

like i just remembered this guy i was in art classes with eighth through senior year — i was an art student, im talking like taking three art courses in a day and i took AP art and went to art school in college for painting and he also went to school for art but at a dif university — (but also him and i had been in school/knew each other since like 4th grade and he was dating a friend of mine) BUT i just remembered like junior year he made a comment on my art (i usually only draw men idk why but i just do and tbh i was drawing a LOT of fan art of queen and the beatles at the time) and he just casually goes

“do you think you only draw men because you’re sexually repressed?” …

bro wut. i don’t even remember what i said to him but looking back on that it’s crazy

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i’ve forgotten to preface on this account but if you’re under 18 please get off my blog— if you’re in hs you have no business being on here

like you’re a baby go outside and hang out with friends idk 😭 im pushing 30

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y’all ever get hit with random ahh memories from high school and now with a more developed brain, you’re like what…

like i just remembered this guy i was in art classes with eighth through senior year — i was an art student, im talking like taking three art courses in a day and i took AP art and went to art school in college for painting and he also went to school for art but at a dif university — (but also him and i had been in school/knew each other since like 4th grade and he was dating a friend of mine) BUT i just remembered like junior year he made a comment on my art (i usually only draw men idk why but i just do and tbh i was drawing a LOT of fan art of queen and the beatles at the time) and he just casually goes

“do you think you only draw men because you’re sexually repressed?” …

bro wut. i don’t even remember what i said to him but looking back on that it’s crazy

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godddd I need a one shot of michael begging like he does in lady in my life like he wants to be with you sooo bad and fantasizes about it that it makes him hurtttt

how’d you know i’ve been listening to this on repeat he sounds so YUMMY (also just imagining him recording the in the dark behind curtains bc he was too shy) — consider it done

need to see the studio footage of him recording “in the closet” for research purposes

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I was just checking your blog and you're a Scorpio, Intp and a ravenclaw I was like "TWINNNNN". lol

hiiiiiii twin (anyone who’s a scorpio is immediately a baddie)

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no idea if this is the appropriate place for this type of conversation but the more i read on michael’s personal relationship with faith, the way he went about it reminds me heavily of gnosticism/early stage christianity (i read a book called the gnostic gospels by elaine pagels and it’s a very interesting read. definitely highlights a more spiritual/interpersonal side to christianity in comparison to the orthodox church) — obviously also vastly different from new age evangelical christianity, but gnosticism dates back to the first teachings/right after the crucifixion and was then followed by the founding of the catholic church

this post isn’t intended to be preachy or anything. i consider myself to be more so spiritual/agnostic (again, gnosticism is very interesting and one of the only forms of christianity i have personally found any appeal/footing in) but i just wanted to preface 🧍🏼‍♀️

another thing i find interesting and just food for thought, gnostics were demonized by the catholic church for being false prophets/accused of being pagans because their system of belief allowed room for freedom and to find faith within one’s self and obviously the church didn’t fuck with that because it threatened their order of hierarchy (the pope, priests— religious laws, etc) and just thinking about how michael was crucified for almost anything he did made some similarities pop into my head

[slugstarzz]

Let Them Eat Cake

basically all my moots have seen a least part of this fanfic😭,, i hope you all enjoy it. i love so many of my moots down BAD🫶🏾

inspired by me misreading @eomjs 's fic & thinking Michael spanked the reader in public,, so i thought why not write it. also shoutout to @femalekanye my new evil twin

mdni,, content warning: fighting (involving cake), spanking, cunnilingus, blood, public humiliation (kinda), exhibitionism (kinda), daddy kink (briefly), not proofread

border credits: @suupersonic & @uzmacchiato

Truth be told, you couldn't remember what was the final straw. Maybe it was the way Diana had been circling the two of you like a damn vulture for half the night. Silently plotting on how to get your boyfriend away from you. Your relationship was still fresh, it had only been a couple of months & you knew Diana was going to be determined to test your relationship's boundaries tonight.

You and Michael has already discussed this beforehand, you both weren't going to pay her any attention. Light & polite conversation, that's what he told you. Only it seems like one of you didn't get the memo. You get it, you'd be mad too if you were an old hag who fumbled the king of pop. Michael guided you to a group of colleagues, introducing you to everyone. It was like you all clicked instantly, a conversation about the upcoming music awards flowed naturally

You eventually excused yourself from the group, kissing Michael's cheek before you stepped away to use the bathroom. Once she saw you walking away she made her move, somehow wiggling her way into the conversation he was having. She was practically throwing herself at him by the time you came back. Laughing at his jokes like a damn hyena, one arm wrapped around his shoulders as if he came with her that night. Michael was gracious about it, politely moving her hand away and wrapping up the conversation. 

As lovely as it was your boyfriend was trying to take the high road after this pig has toyed with his emotions for years. You weren't so nice. You calmly walked to the desert table, picking up a slice of pre-cut cake before you locked eyes with her. She was seemingly none the wiser as you took in the genuine shock on her face that she couldn't get him to crumble like he'd done in the past. You beeline towards her, glancing back at Michael to make sure he's still preoccupied talking to Q. 

Your heels clicked as you raced over to her, the next few moments were a blur honestly. You smeared the cake all over her face and gown. Dodging her attempt to drag you closer a small giggle leaving your mouth as you did so, "if she wants a fight, she can get a damn brawl" you thought to yourself as you made your move. Your hand shot out with terrifying speed, your fist colliding with Diana's over blushed cheek made  sharp, sickening crack. The sound echoed drawing the attention of everyone in the room, including Michael.

Luckily, he was on the other side of the room so you had time to get a few more licks in before he could reach you. You watched as she reeled back, stumbling as her head whipped to the side, blood dripping from her mouth as she looked up at you. You could practically see the stars dancing in her vision.

You essentially tackle her, pushing her down to the grown before you straddle her as best as you can in your gown. Your knees pinned her arms down as you rained down punches. The dull thud of fists on skin filled the air, with each strike you could see Michael moving closer and closer. He pulled you off her, keeping you close to his chest as the other partygoers helped her up.

"Are you okay baby?" He asked

You nodded your head, "I'm fine, just a couple of scratches."

He looked you over as some of the other guests helped Diana stand up. She was covered in cake, her hair looked like a rat's nest now and there was blood leaking like a faucet from her lips. She looked every bit of the damn fool she was, you couldn't help but feel some type of smug satisfaction looking at the damage you inflicted as they took her away to clean her up. Michael walked over, checking her over to make sure she was okay before he apologized for your actions.

Any look of satisfaction you had was quickly wiped away when Michael walked back over to you looking pissed. It was hard to get him riled up most days but you definitely succeeded tonight.

"She told me you started the fight. What happened to taking the high road? You decided it would be better to get into a brawl in the middle of a party?"

"I did start it. But you didn't see the way she was moving she was all over you angel." You said in poor attempts to defending yourself. Tilting your voice as you looked up at him with eyes. Your bottom lip jutting out slightly, making you look every bit of the best you were.

"Your outfit is ruined. You mean to tell me you decided to act like a spoiled brat over a situation that already ended?"

"She should've never put her hands on you... I'm not sorry." you huffed out as you crossed your arms

"Oh really?" Michael said softly

You stilled for a moment, opening your mouth to backtrack because you knew what that tone meant. It meant you were about to have trouble sitting down comfortably for the next few days. He brushed off your half-hearted attempts to apologize, leading you to one of the private sections. 

He closed the velvet curtain behind him, essentially blocking the rest of the partygoers from looking in as he made his way over to the emerald couch. He sat down before patting his lap expectantly.

"Mikey! We're in public." You whined desperate to make one last ditch effort to get out of this to no avail. You hesitated and took several minutes to step closer to the couch. Michael reached forward and clasped a hand around your wrist, pulling you down and over his thighs. Your toes could barely touch the floor once you were bent over. Michael maneuvered you easily over his lap. Your heart was pounding in your chest as Michael spoke again.

"I know sweetheart." He mumbled as he hiked your dress up, "And that didn't stop you from starting a fight so why would it stop your punishment?"

It was if your brain short-circuited hearing that. You started whimpering out half hearted pleads as he rubbed your clothes cheeks soothingly. He grabbed each side of the lacey material bunching it up between your cheeks to give him more surface area. He kissed the back of your head, "You ready?" 

Michael starts off with a slow rhythm of spanks to your bare cheeks. Each spank stings and burns but you just bite your lip, determined to bear it stoically. You were still being stubborn about the fight, but you also didn't want him to notice how aroused you were by this. You can't help but start to shift your hips as a fire starts to burn in your backside and in your loins. Hips bucking subtly as you tried to get off on his lap in between swats. Layers of heat begin to build and overlap as the spanking continues. 

"You know when the fight first broke out I thought Diana had come after you? I felt so guilty for binging you here, I was ready to apologize and beg for forgiveness until I talked to her and found out it started when you covered her cake." Michael explained, punctuating each word with a smack to your heated backside. Ignoring the way your legs kicked out aimlessly as you bite back your tears.

"I just couldn't believe it, there was no way my girl would do something like that after we talked about taking the high road. So imagine my surprise when I ask you and you casually confirm it like we hadn't had that talk at all." 

You felt your resolve start to crumble as you listened to him. You never considered Michael would think she attacked you first. Still you couldn't help but feel your pussy start to throb being referred to as his girl. You could feel your wetness coat the gusset of your panties. He rained down the last round of spanks as the floodgates opened. They were practically molded to your lips by the time he was finished with you. He lifted you up careful of your throbbing ass as he turned you right side up, pulling your dress back down before he enveloped you in a warm cocoon. Rubbing your back as you turned and buried your face in Michael's neck.

"I'm sorry daddy."

"Yeah? You gonna be my good girl now?" He asked teasingly. He smiled softly as he felt you nod your head against his neck.

His fingers trailed down your back, moving your dress out of the way to palm your ass. His hand moving lower and lower until he brushed against the wet patch of your panties. He brushed his fingertips over your clothes clit teasingly, quickly moving to the inside of your thighs. Massaging at the surrounding skin.

Then eventually, he put exactly one finger onto your pussy moving it in and out slowly. He chuckled softly at your pleads for him to go faster. Eventually he pulled his finger out completely, ignoring your whines as he laid you down on the couch. He pulled your soaked panties to the side before he lowered his head and dragged the flat of his tongue from clit to entrance in one long, shameless stroke. Practically drinking up each sound that left your lips as he continued to lick.

He sealed his mouth over your entire cunt and sucked. His movements were slow and greedy, like he was trying to pull your soul out through your clit. His tongue flicked mercilessly over the hood, then dipped lower to spear inside, fucking in messy, eager thrusts while his nose nudged relentlessly against the oversensitive bud.

He ate like a man possessed, burying his nose into your cunt as he ate you out, not caring about the plethora of sloppy, loud, slurping noises that filled the room. His tongue curled against that spot inside that made your feet curl forced helpless little sobs from your mouth. You bucked up into his mouth, squirming and gripping onto the couch as you got closer and closer.

Your cunt clamped down hard, it pulsed and  gushed slick in waves that Michael drank greedily. Groans falling from his lips as if it was the best thing he’d ever tasted. He worked you through it, his tongue moving slower until you were whimpering from overstimulation, thighs quivering uncontrollably. 

The bottom of his face was soaked when he was through with you. He wiped his face with the back of his hand. Pulling your panties back in place before he helped you up. The fact that you were still in public dawned on both of you. You pulled down your dress, trying to fix yourself up before you had to make the walk of shame to the car.

"Mikey! What if they heard us?!" 

"I don't think there's any way they didn't, at least the next thing the tabloids write will be the truth."  Michael said teasingly as he walked you the party. Both of you ignoring the stairs as you climbed into the car.

"You kids have fun?" Bill asked

"Something like that."

a/n: i had sm fun writing this and getting feedback from my mutuals. i can't believe my first mj fanfic is smth this crazy 😭. pls send more requests,, maybe i'll write more for mj. no specific era requests tho!! i try to write for a specific era all the time but it always ends up changing by the time i finish writing & i don't want to disappoint y'all so that's a no go for now

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had me laughing in my cubicle HELP

GET HER AGAIN

[prettyangeliczz]

well, i have thoughts, plenty of thoughts. his watches, yum.

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when are the captain eo headcanons going to be posted? 🥺🩷

hi!! i promise it will get done eventually, some stuff i just get hit with a wall of writers block 😭 and one would think headcanons don’t take any brain power but for some reason they make me glitch

in general regarding requests if anyone would like to submit one, please refer to this post

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anyone else get pathetically emotional listening to the intro of smooth criminal?

like that his heartbeat im listening to and im not supposed to cry?

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I desperatley need more of sm like burn baby burn cuz that was to good for our own good

i will be writing a one shot where diana tries to crash reader and michael’s wedding and potential felony levels of violence

(readers big day will nawt be ruined)

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put y/n and d*ana in the ring with michael as the special referee. make it a no disqualification street fight match too. /j (sorry the wwe in me leaped out idk how it got outside) - intheshoeshine

reader (and my writing) training for the big smack down