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@fatrainbowcat this has made me laugh

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almost home
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i don't do bad sauce passes

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Three Goblin Art
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@amoebe
please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week
@fatrainbowcat this has made me laugh
WAKANDA FOREVER!
museum gift shop: its that vase you saw
me:
museum gift shop: but really small
me: holy shit
(via painthands)
RM Tattoo
This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend
where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?
fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.
And the King James Bible was translated with the most homophobic interpretations possible as a way of getting back at the King. It is not the only Bible that American Christians read (for one, it’s a Protestant Bible, so Catholics don’t use it, for two, it’s not a very good translation) but it is the Bible used by evangelical Christians in the U.S., in some cases the ONLY Bible permitted for a congregation.
So if you see someone shouting Bible verses at you or waving signs at you, remember they are the spiritual descendants of King James’s enemies. Tell them to go fuck themselves and go make your boyfriend a Duke.
Wow. This is a twist I never saw coming.
Roberto Euán
me: i’m fine
internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*
Cows with Flower Crowns
I have found perfection.
@transkafka
things cis people need to stop being surprised by:
trans people dating each other instead of them
non-straight trans people
trans people not wanting surgery
trans people existing in general
Hogwarts House Crest Spacial iphone Wallpapers!
Saved!
OH MY GLOB @amoebe
That badger looks majestic!
Hogwarts Houses for Gay Rights
Pride Month - June 2017
Please reblog if you use! Thanks!
appreciated
@amoebe RELEVANT
Oh. My. Gay.
@fatrainbowcat
this literally changed my mood 180°
IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS
<3_<3
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”
@fatrainbowcat
capitalism teaches us that poor people aren’t allowed to have free time or do anything recreational
so my 14y/o daughter got into an argument with her high school principle yesterday for fighting. an older boy had come up to her and asked her out, but when she said no and tried to walk away he grabbed her by her arm and pulled her back. so she punched him and broke his nose. her principle then told her she should have “heard him out” and “it’s not like the boy actually hurt her” so her response was “inappropriate”. so my daughter then chewed out her male principle in the middle of the school corridor about rape culture and that if that was his attitude then he should probably quit teaching forever because all he was doing was teaching girls to be quiet victims and teaching boys that it was okay to touch girls against their will and then she pointed right in his face and said “men like YOU are why my mum taught me how to punch people properly”. she got a round of applause from 2 female teachers listening in and i have never been such a proud mama
She’s a hero