Fantasy Is Not a Crime

Call me Synthesius, he/him. My DMs are open just don't be weird about it.

[amongthebrazenstars]

List and General Information

General Stuff:

- I don't get involved in shipping drama and any attempt to get me roped in will result in a block. HOWEVER. I do not tolerate people liking children, yes, even fictional children. If it's underage, leave my page. Villains are fine, I don't give a shit. It's not hypocritical, it's not wanting to be involved with content that reminds me of triggering memories, if you can't respect that, go whine to your circle of "anti anti"s, not to me.

- Blogs who post non-image sexual content every once in a while is fine, but if you're solely an NSFW blog don't interact.

- I selfship as a coping mechanism because I am heavily traumatized as well as neurodivergent. Any attempts at shaming me earns a block but honestly why even waste your energy typing?

- Don't put saucy things in the replies/comments. They can be really triggering. Thanks

- I don't post regularly, so random and maybe long hiatuses should be expected. I'm just a guy with a job.

- All f/os are under pseudonyms, but if you selfship with my romantic f/os, I'll block you. I block liberally, it's not personal, but I don't like sharing.

The List:

Romantic:

- Lavender [husband]

- Sapphire [wife]

- Amethyst [partners]

- Crimson [husband]

- Dewdrop [Wife]

- Sanguine [wife]

Parental:

- Periwinkle [father]

- Amber [father]

- Obsidian [father]

Siblings:

- Quartz [Little bro]

- Agate [Little bro]

All of my f/os are disguised by color names! Some are linked to them as characters and some aren't (even though there are reasons for all of them) so unless I say who they are straight out there's no way to tell who they are.

Imagines Masterlist

Gushes and Info Masterlist

[chimeranomaly]

NO SELFSHIPPER!!!! DON'T OPEN THE MAIN TUMBLR TAG OF YOUR F/O'S SOURCE!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!

♡ dividers by @pixopix ♡

[010000100111100101100101-deacti]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from warm garlic bread .

[sellkiie]

HAPPY NEW YEAR QUICK KISS YOUR F/O

[rabbit-bf]

I think it’s funny when outsiders say “that can’t be healthy” when they learn about self shipping. I have yet to find a single member of this community that has had negative impact on their mental health because of participating. I’ve only seen people who have finally found a supportive place to share their creative works. People who have finally learned how to give themselves, in the form of letting their f/o love them. People who say the hobby and community saved their lives or gave them something to live for. It is the furthest thing from unhealthy.

[alivehouse]

we need a cuteness aggression equivalent term for when you see art of your favorite character you like so much that you sincerely cannot think of anything to put in the tags that isnt "im going to start biting off my own fingers"

[deathdetermineslife]

okay but selfship pining stage

imagine how your f/o must've felt when they were falling for you. how everytime they'd see you their heartbeat would quicken.

imagine how when they were alone their thoughts would drift towards you. they'd be doing some menial task and find themselves thinking about you. how they'd wonder why, how they'd tell themselves to stop thinking and focus on their work.

imagine them seeing something and think "oh, (s/i) would like this." and then them trying to talk themselves out of buying it for you because "what if they think I'm weird? they may not even like me."

and imagine how it would feel the first time they finally work up the courage to gift you something. maybe you can tell they're flustered? or, maybe you can't, because your own heart is absolutely pounding out of your chest, distracting you from what they may be saying to you.

of course, you're ecstatic, but think of how they felt. how relieved they are, how excited they are that you accepted their gift. and they go home, and it's the only thing they think about all night.

and then what about you? I'm sure you feel the same way. and you're sat up wondering if they're in love with you, or maybe you're just overthinking it, because they can't possibly be in love with you, fight? oh, but what if?

[vergils-beloved]

when u look at a normal pic of your f/o and suddenly you ougghhoguuoughugughogugh like you're seeing them for the first time

[amongthebrazenstars]

Hmm. A hug from my wife would fix me.

[mister-ancunin]

Imagine your f/o falling asleep on you.

Imagine feeling them doze off, head lolling against your shoulder or resting in your lap. Hearing your f/o’s soft, even breaths as they drift away. Knowing how safe they feel in your presence.

Imagine pressing loving kisses to your f/o’s forehead or lightly stroking their hair. The gentle murmurs they whisper in their sleep, met with the sound of your sweet words that lull them back to bed.

They deserve the whole world, isn’t that right?

[amongthebrazenstars]

We're in the trenches lads

[bittersweet-n-smilin]

You're telling me I'm supposed to be looking at this fictional man and I'm NOT supposed to want to tenderly kiss his face and neck and tell him how pretty and wonderful he is??? cruel

[mourambles]

Imagine you’re at a restaurant with your f/o; one of you orders a milkshake and the other just orders a glass of water.

The waitress turns up a few minutes later with your order; she’s completely forgotten the glass of water, but you notice as she puts the milkshake down that she’s put two straws in it.

You and your f/o just stare at the drink, both turning red to the ears.

[obsessivetherian]

[amongthebrazenstars]

Have thought of Dewdrop for uhhhhhhh eight?? Months now??? Astronomically down bad. I think of him and the serotonin floods my neurons like uhhh. Like water. You know who else likes water

[amongthebrazenstars]

I just think, objectively, the best way to kiss your f/o is to cup their face in your hands and watch as they get progressively more and more flustered before you actually kiss them. Then smoosh them. The smooshing part is Very important because they're very Squishy.

[fo-polls]

how do you feel about sharing your f/o?

ok with sharing

not ok with sharing

sharing is selective (mutuals, people i like)

mood-dependent

f/o-dependent

other

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2024

INCEST/PEDO & RPF SHIPPERS DNI

anyone who deliberately starts doubles drama gets blocked, so behave