three times is the charm!

im eridan ampora and im an expert in romance and great at romantic advice and sometimes i read tarot cards but that is a thing for friends only

[amorescreator]

no drive for sufferin

im the lazy sufferin generation

welcome to the new age

i only take pain if theres discount for new customers im not doin that fidelity card bee ess

[elderknightofblood]

LUCKY FOR YOU, WE HAVE JUST THE THING. IT’S THE LATEST CRAZE. ‘STORE’ TO DOOR DELIVERY. WE BRING THE SUFFERING RIGHT TO YOUR HIVE WITH ONLY A FEW CLICKS OF A MOUSE. (WE’RE TOTALLY NOT STALKING YOU, WHICH IS HOW WE ALREADY HAVE YOUR LOCATION.)

NO WAY. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR FIDELTY CARDS. LOW PRICES EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO UTILIZES OUR SERVICES.

[amorescreator]

oh gee i feel super safe at my hive with the reassurin idea that im no bein stalked at all ill welcome any suspicious seethin life hatin troll hive after that

very good ill be a customer

[amorescreator]

ragin nookfuck

[elderknightofblood]

amorescreator

CLEARLY I DO MIND. THAT IS EXACTLY THE ATTITUDE THAT’S WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION OF TROLLS.

NO DRIVE.

BE PROACTIVE! GO OUT THERE AND GET YOURSELF SOME PAIN RIGHT THIS SECOND! IT’S ONLY A FEW MOMENTS AWAY IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE.

[amorescreator]

no drive for sufferin

im the lazy sufferin generation

welcome to the new age

i only take pain if theres discount for new customers im not doin that fidelity card bee ess

[amorescreator]

ac finishes up his blog and watches his dash

[amorescreator]

((I'm resetting this muse, the settings he was in, and all of his relationships due to me moving him to a timeline))