no drive for sufferin
im the lazy sufferin generation
welcome to the new age
i only take pain if theres discount for new customers im not doin that fidelity card bee ess
LUCKY FOR YOU, WE HAVE JUST THE THING. IT’S THE LATEST CRAZE. ‘STORE’ TO DOOR DELIVERY. WE BRING THE SUFFERING RIGHT TO YOUR HIVE WITH ONLY A FEW CLICKS OF A MOUSE. (WE’RE TOTALLY NOT STALKING YOU, WHICH IS HOW WE ALREADY HAVE YOUR LOCATION.)
NO WAY. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR FIDELTY CARDS. LOW PRICES EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO UTILIZES OUR SERVICES.
oh gee i feel super safe at my hive with the reassurin idea that im no bein stalked at all ill welcome any suspicious seethin life hatin troll hive after that
very good ill be a customer














