[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[suigintou]

my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[pneumaturgo]

Leonora Carrington (1917-2011), Tarot, Major Arcana.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[coldstream]

i love having friends who can communicate like adults it's so cool

[coldstream]

imagine being like "hey this made me feel bad" and they're like "oh sorry i'll try to be better about that" and that's all it is

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[decladams]

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

[thinkingofausername]

1:45 -> oh neat there's 15 minutes left

1:47 -> yeah no it's 2pm

[veliseraptor]

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

[savethelifeofmychild]

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

[maraistookmyheart]

i love taking REALLY hot showers.... like yes girl... let's evaporate...