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Hey DnD Community

How many of you have been banned from playing a bard in campaigns? I need to know for science.

For anyone that might ask- I had to sign a legally binding contract to not play bard characters if I wanted to join a campaign in my old group.

lair-master

this is an outrage.

here’s what you do:

be a half-elf. the skill versatility trait is similar to the bard’s starting skill proficiencies

play a warlock. again, similar starting proficiencies. charisma is your spellcasting ability. very bardy

your otherworldly patron is the great old one. or the archfey. except call them your “otherworldly muse” or “otherworldly patron of the arts”

pick spells on the bard spell list, such as minor illusion, mage hand, dissonant whispers, or Tasha’s hideous laughter

take the entertainer background. much bard. wow.

choose pact of the blade if you’re a valor bard or pact of the tome if you’re a lore bard. i recommend the latter. pick the vicious mockery cantrip (because bard), as well as guidance and resistance (to emulate bardic inspiration)

for eldritch invocations, take beguiling influence for more skill proficiencies and book of ancient secrets to ape the bard’s magical secrets feature

if you miss having expertise, splash in a level or six of rogue, perhaps at fifth level

voila! you’re a bard in all but name. that’ll show ‘em

bardicknowledgeblogger

Stealth bard-ing

jinxfmrl

I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

ogg-weatherwax

It’s called the Millennial Falcon

supernovafirefly

Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon

breelandwalker

I will always reblog the Millennial Falcon

srsfunny

Lady Gaga Being A Lady

awesomacious

Bill Wurtz being wholesome

advice-animal

“I don’t mind straight people”

caffedinotte-deactivated2018020

bubble-lead

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

queensnarf

Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈

christophoronomicon

Cute :)

public-trans-it-deactivated2024

So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR

themultiplatformgamers

Seen on Twitter

anais-ninja-bitch

Millennials are less well off than members of earlier generations when they were young. They have lower earnings, fewer assets and less weal

star-anise

@alsohunter: “the poor are killing industries by not having money” is a very creative way to avoid saying it’s actually the rich who are killing industries by hoarding wealth and privatizing everything

kiwianaroha

“So what can we learn from this study? On the data side, we see that everything is proceeding as planned. Nobody’s paying $50 for a burger at McDonald’s, or $16 for a can of tuna at Safeway. Employers wish their profits were higher, and workers are glad they got a raise, but they wish they made more money. Three years after Seattle started down the road to $15, everything is as it should be. Those apocalyptic claims of destruction and business closures haven’t been proven true. One thing the study didn’t explain was why the sky didn’t fall as promised. Why weren’t workers laid off in droves, or replaced with robots? Why didn’t prices skyrocket? Why does Seattle have more restaurants now than at any point in its history? It’s because those workers who saw a raise now have more money to spend in the city around them. Those restaurant workers are eating in more restaurants. They’re buying more groceries. They’re buying more clothes and cars. That increased consumer demand is creating jobs, and more than paying for the increased minimum wage. The $15 minimum wage established a positive feedback loop that created growth in Seattle by including more people in the economy. In other words, it worked exactly as intended.”

— Seattle’s $15 Minimum Wage Experiment Is a Success (via allthecanadianpolitics)