just some yandere imagines ;)

[amostnobleyandere]

welcome to my blog!!!!

just a reminder that this blog does include yandere content and is an 18+ blog; if you are a minor and/or are not comfortable with this type of content, please keep scrolling!!!! I am not responsible for whatever media you choose to consume :DD please, for your own sake, take my warning seriously.

I don’t write a lot of very dark content, most of it is pretty light, (as far as yandere themes are concerned), so if you are looking for a dark blog, it’d be best to look elsewhere :D (I do not write underage, extreme g^re, t*rture, etc. etc.)

Feel free to send in a request!!! No guarantees that I’ll get to it if I’m being completely honest, as I’m still new to accepting asks, but I will try my best!! As long as I know the fandom, I’ll probably know the character >:)

!! but !!! I will possibly write sexual nsfw content in the future, so if you are a minor, do not read my content. again, I am not responsible for the media you consume.

anyways ! I’m mostly just starting this for fun, might start taking requests, but overall I won’t have any set publishing schedule ;)

Fandoms I write for (so far):

Genshin Impact

Twisted Wonderland

Jujitsu Kaisen

[thediscossessed]

Everyone say thank you black women

[rockabillywife]

Idgaf about college anymore I like movies now

[120000-ants-deactivated20210730]

[thesecretuncle]

WAIT

HOL UP

[leehttuce]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

*some kind of generic skinny white guy with curly hair walks past us on the sidewalk* dude.. was that bop dylan

[raisinchallah]

ok enough regular fujoshi media we need to investigate how writing about men fucking is actually proxy sex between women we need a story about two womens increasingly codependent and toxic online friendship built on writing slash fiction together escalating to doing sex roleplay on instant messengers pretending to be their favorite ship to get better at writing so they can really embody the mind of the characters obviously and talking one of the women thru her divorce and their weird emotionally blurred and toxic friendship as the more talented friend keeps leveraging her popularity and control over a major fanfic site in the fandom to keep control over the rapidly deteriorating friendship and they have weird phone sex and one of them realizes they are gay for real and gets a girlfriend whos jealous of how much time shes spending online and the friendship eventually explodes and one of them goes on to get published and the other woman shows up at her book signing and its the first time they have ever seen each other face to face but only one of them knows who the other is

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey not to bother you but you might want to start running and not stop

[delusionalrobot]

from the introduction to emily wilsons translation of the iliad

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[threedollarsdotcom]

starts pushing you on the swings until its obvious im just trying to shove you off the seat

[bogleech]

We don't talk enough about America's permanent ongoing saturation of "Stranger Danger" hysteria. It's like this country's whole social ecosystem teaches full grown adults to perceive an invisible army of rabid bogeymen lurking around every fucking corner. And it's everywhere. Absolutely fucking everywhere, top to bottom, from true crime media and urban legends like the old Poison Halloween Candy thing to our sadistically rage-fueled, revenge-based justice system and immigration policies. The NRA and the war on drugs and post 9/11 airport security and mccarthyism and satanic panic and just E V E R Y T H I N G in America, everything that has defined its history for 100+ years is constantly nothing but this fucking FEAR TERROR FEAR TERROR for positively no reason. None.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Reasons I have found strangers in my yard at night (I'm not American):

Homeless woman, after a backyard party, starving and looking for any food we might've forgotten to take inside. We gave her some food.

Drunk man at wrong house. Not aggressive, just confused.

Lost guy trying to find the house of a family member he was supposed to be staying with. He was a few houses down.

Man with four tiny kittens who had escaped into my yard. He'd knocked on my door but I hadn't heard him. Couldn't leave the kittens in a stranger's yard all night so he slipped through the side gate to look for them. I helped him and we found the kittens. The idea of responding to strangers at your house with gunfire is bonkers.

[caesarsaladinn]

doing a reverse mary sue self-insert where you make up an oc and give them all of your worst personality traits

[oldangrymagpie]

WAIT

Wait fuck that goes hard

[treecitysessions]

I can’t believe this was a real tweet

[bubbleteavangelist]

popping my vagina into another woman’s vagina… candace owens is creating new forms of sex im not even able to visualise

[acid-aholic-reborn]

[animentality]

[hikarisakurariver]

Your middle aged Aunts lead the first online charge for yaoi and your great Aunts lead the first conventions for fandoms and wrote yaoi fanfiction on paper. (It just wasn’t called that at the time)

Sometimes they didn’t even show anyone. Sometimes they showed a few fellow fans.

You simply live now, following in their footsteps path they laid.

[minkhollow42]

On a related note, passed my way by a friend:

[akashicrecord]

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

[mrsterlingeverything]

We pay in other ways

[dogpuppy]

[animentality]