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as-artrat-racik

"Theatrum Mundi - The World is The Stage" 🎭🎪🌌

...and we are the puppets.

#mcr

yellow-cat

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

agnes-nielsens

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

8nin

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

kira-kui-n

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

nietii

I don't recognize her

#re

rotyolk

new body who dis

tamamita

You've come this far, warriors. You've finally proven that you're a worthy opponent, but this is where your adventure ends! You must face us, or die trying.

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

aokozaki

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

lightninggrave

posting is exactly like beowulf

fixed it

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

dragongirlbunny

i mean average sized bomb

theoptia

Jean-Paul Sartre, from No Exit and Three Other Plays; “The Flies"

Text ID: ELECTRA: Everybody here is sick with fear. Everyone except me. And I— / ORESTES: Yes? And you? ELECTRA: [...] I'm sick with—hatred.

stuckinapril

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

stuckinapril

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

reallyreallyreallytrying

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

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