9-5 businessman ampharos

K  | 25 | she/her

[saino-m]

[cynicjovial]

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

[en-theos]

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

[madhyanas]

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

[clusterduck28]

[tophatofdoom]

I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons

[theyshapedlikefriends]

More like THIS

[clonepa]

[clonepa]

zero note big man

[natalieironside]

[Me addressing a horrified crowd as I am at last consumed by the corruption and horrifically transformed into something unspeakable and distinctly other than human] Well it's not my fault you don't have a sense of whimsy

[moonkati]

7. Trip

All that was lost, is revealed.

[starrymarii]

Hi I’m back! With more splatoon art!

[fallershipping]

Sparking Loaf

[beardedmrbean]

[funnytwittertweets]

[drwcn]

cellars. obviously.

[ed-edward-blackbeard]

Can't. The cellar is full of Amontillado.

[ceekari]

Where? I don't see it

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

Just down here. Come this way and I'll show you.

[alleesaur]

Counting space bunnies 🐇

[sexysilverstrider]

this means everything to me

[sexysilverstrider]

good news everyone!!

[momoiro-hime]

Le baiser  | Do NOT repost or use without permission.

[jame7t]

are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons

[noelle-ism]

dogs when youre eating chocolate or grapes

[cryptidvagabond]

cats when you’re eating onions and garlic

[arborealgargoyle]

mutuals when you’re flooding the dash with the latest hyperfixation

[catcrumb]