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allergydyke

cipheramnesia

in the TikTok robot lady voice

backsack

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nettosan

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

Imagine if the garbage celebs who made that “Imagine” song cover had put half as much effort into their singing as these pro stunt artists put into their own quarantine content: a fight scene performed by over a dozen stunt artists, remotely.

authorized-trash

i laughed so hard when the guy swung the kid lmfao

weaver-z

I’m still straight up DYING over that ngl

daddycraig1

Using the hand sanitizer, was to funny. This was great.

roblox-oldhead-deactivated20210

tumblr trads attempting to hunt for food like their ancestors be like

yimra-deactivated20250209

HD Minecraft looking pretty good

crownedpatriot

My ancestors

eggowaffles

cyberho

das right bitch step ur motherf*cking christmas card game up

k-eke

Foxes playground :>

whitepeopletwitter

k-eke

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kingwizardandthelizardgizza-blog

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

quasarkisses

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

nudityandnerdery

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

assassinregrets

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.