American Mock Trial Association

The official tumblr account of the American Mock Trial Association, because they--we--would definitely create such a thing.

[mxrni]

In mock trial straight up defending. Unbridled attorneying

[its-fledge]

AMTA mock trial posting 😌 Charlie Martin definitely had a Starbucks barista after their unemployed era

[stupidsaboteurs]

i cant stand how charlie is so obviously a man? woman charlie is my daughter i love her forever. but even ignoring the times amta has left in he/him for charlie getting mad over being called a beta is such a man thing to do... i cant hide away from the truth but that is not my son. and everyone else knows this too so the world is in a serious riley charlie yuri drought. tragic

[quilljoy]

I'm just saying like the premise that Charlie Martin is universally hated and dunked on for what happened in Season 2 is so unrealistic. Like there 100% had to have been a contingent of Charlie fans who were soooooo upset that mean Rob Armstrong was gonna betray their poor little meow meow and how sad it was when Charlie got betrayed and oh no the blorbo is crying because Rob broke their heart. Like you cannot convince me that didn't happen. Charlie Martin at the end of Season 2 had the biggest wet kitten energy and there were absolutely people who went to war on the internet for them.

[amta-official]

Case changes will be released the day before the first weekend of regionals :)

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[prokopetz]

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

[thecolossalennui]

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

[aka-maayan]

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

[tipofthescepter]

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

[thes3nator]

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[we-stay-silly-yippee]

I hope this reaches the AMTA mock trial tumblrinas but Charlie Martin and Riley Kaye are doomed toxic yuri

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[amta-official]

The stupidsaboteurs.com page is an experiment to see how long it takes for our board to learn the word yaoi

[amta-official]

Our original intention with the casting memo was for Charlie's archetype to be omega strategist (not beta strategist) to Rob's alpha role but our writing committee is full of cowardice 😔

[ask-ciaphas-cain]

Why WOULD I pay for tumblr premium when I get quality ads like this???

[catilinas]

new third person pronoun. ‘the defendant’

[amta-official]

We have elected to derive our ORCS case changes exclusively from the beautiful array of fanfiction of this year's case available on ao3. priotity WILL be given to E-rated material

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

the two genders: prosecutor and defense attorney