Quilljoy

Professional Lurker

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[murkqueen]

WIP - OG! Luo binghe x Shen Yuan - Reverse transmigration

[threadworn]

I don’t condone Strattland because I Want Her.

[song-of-stardust]

I'M JUST NOW REALIZING "STRATTLAND" IS THE SHIP NAME OF EVA STRATT AND RYLAND GRACE. I THOUGHT YALL WERE JUST SO HYPED ABOUT HER THAT YOU DEEMED THE FANDOM "STRATTLAND" LIKE IT WAS A VILLAGE LMAO

[quilljoy]

honestly i support this. we should name ourselves after her

[halfterdark]

big big big fan of platonically, horrendously codependant grace & stratt.

like it starts with sharing passwords and whatnot, but then they have the keys to each others' rooms. grace is glued to her side like they're conjoined twins. she brings him along to meetings to science translate like he's her emotional support dog. he brings her lunch because she always forgets. they both fall asleep working in one office or lab or another all the time.

eventually they straight-up form their own way of communication. grace can say something on the same level of incomprehensible as "carl and i made a baby" and stratt will respond with some obscure hand gesture, and both of them will completely understand. they hold entire conversations like that. one day ilyukhina pops her head in the door to ask grace a question, witnesses this, and wordlessly backs away. she'll ask dubois.

there's a betting pool going on on whether they're hooking up, but one day someone finds out that grace is aroace or something, and it becomes immediately and violently clear that something much more concerning is going on with them.

i don't know. just. yes

[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[vodka-and-fedoras]

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

[mich-vanadis]

In a world full of "Rocky hates Stratt" I am "Rocky thinks Stratt is brave for giving up the one person who understood her most"

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

And we need more of you guys

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[petrodykeonicapocalypse]

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

[inthefallofasparrow]

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

@nowthereareducks @thereisnoducks

[nowthereareducks]

duckies

[sidvic1ious]

what is this ship called “bloodymary” even about

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

used to live in a college town that was huge on sports. 80% of small talk was sportsball and so i developed an Evil Habit: whenever the conversation inevitably turned to the upcoming Big Game i would act excited and then confused. I would earnestly insist they had the details wrong. "the game next Saturday? don't you mean the Thursday after? playing against the [predator species]? no we're playing against the [other predator species]." And so on. i would draw this argument out for as long as feasibly possible, until eventually someone would pull out their phone to prove to me my wrongness. At which point I would squint exaggeratedly at the screen, slap my forehead in an eureka moment, and exclaim "oh you meant the MEN'S team!!! are they doing a game? that's nice."

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

THE UPDATE WE WERE ALL HOPING FOR!

(apologies for the motherfuckery. also the ink, for those curious, is diamine oxblood)

[pavizi]

hi im pavizi. also known as stephanie. i am currently in the process of trying to flee the u.s. state of florida as living here has become Very Untenable for me as a trans woman. if you like my work and you have the ability it would mean a lot if you could spare something to help me get the heck outta here!!!!!!! thank you :)

-> https://ko-fi.com/pavizi <-

[anachronismstellar]

I thought we should get our own spn meme version to give the news

anyway, congrats Yue Qingyuan!!!

[quilljoy]

i love how half the streamer!simon aus are just real life actual markiplier except ☝️ missing arm

[birdbyrne]

shirtless aperture grace as promised

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[quilljoy]

OMG THE APPENDIX??? yo i didnt even think of that but stratt would absolutely force the crew to get appendectomies. like an appendix bursting is just too much of a risk and entirely preventable if no appendix. thats brilliant

[quilljoy]

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure because i want to engage with dungeon crawler carl fanspaces SO FUCKINGN BAD OMG but like im only on the fifth book and i WILL NOT allow myself to be spoiled i wont i must resist