A Muggle Sadly

Feminist, Desi, Orthodox & Nerdy fangirl trying to live her best life. 

[loki-cat2]

[heatandapathy]

This really is how it is as you get older.

[passportclown]

Image was taken by Mahmud Hams, a Palestinian photographer.

[catfirebrand]

Me, every time I reread a fic that I love:

[mysharona1987]

[instructor144]

I will mash that Reblog button every single time this shows up on my dash. I spent a lot of years martyring myself for “the needs of the business.” Young people? Don’t fucking do it. They don’t care about you, you are a “resource,” not a human being. I can’t say this strongly enough: see to your self-care!

[kieselguhrkid]

The original songs from The Greatest Showman

[vikander]

[clarkent]

#that time catwoman stomped captain kirk’s foot in front of mary poppins and gimli

[katiemcgraths]

Anne Hathaway and Hugh Jackman singing at the 81st, 83rd, 85th Academy Awards in 2009, 2011, 2013

[javierbardem]

DEADPOOL 3 September 6, 2024.

[thebiballerina]

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry's hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

[thebiballerina]

Allow me to demonstrate. I am not a visual artist, but I will attempt to communicate my point. If any actual visual artists would like to improve upon this, please feel free.

[thebiballerina]

Well, I can't sleep for SOME REASON, so here's more.

[ventusregina]

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

[mckitterick]

Good Christian Hacks, an open-ended series

[frenchroasted]

Works wonders in the South, too.

And if they start to stutter and quote some cherry-picked Bible verse at you, come back at them with “yes, even the Devil can quote scripture, but that doesn’t mean he understands it. I’ll pray for God to grant you understanding in the fullness of His word.”

[penny-anna]

Clark Kent: *tossing his functionally indestructible baby hundreds of feet up into the air*

BB Jon: higher!!

Clark: okay!! *throws him again*

BB Jon: higher higher!!!

Clark: haha okay! *throws him right up into the stratosphere*

BB Jon: again!!

Clark: you want to go higher?

BB Jon: !!! yes!

Clark: *throws him up even higher*

Clark: *waiting for his baby to come back down*

Clark:

Clark:

Clark:

Clark:

Clark: oh no

[penny-anna]

Lois: Clark where is the baby

Clark: oh I put him down for a nap, completely unrelated, I need to go into space really quick goodbye *flies away*

Lois:

Lois: CLARK-

[flopy-hana]

Someone in the Watchtower is looking out the window, admiring the view, and suddenly they see a baby go by

[penny-anna]

Hal, looking out the window:

*laughing baby floats by*

Hal: hey what the fuck

*frantic Superman flies past after the baby*

Hal: …….if anything that raises further questions

[penny-anna]

#hes not even superman he’s just in his work clothes

Hal Jordan, doing Green Lantern stuff in earth’s orbit:

Hal, looking around: *sees a completely normal man, dressed in business casual, just chilling in the void of space like it’s nbd*

Man: o_o

Hal: o_o

Hal: *blinks & the man is gone*

Hal: oh my god

[dc-sideblog]

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[pastel-lavender]

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[biglawbear]

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[tunashei]

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

[weaselle]

my followers can have some cave pics, as a treat

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You know how galapagous finches evolved different kinds of beaks based on their diet? Well, the earth has many mouths, and the people living in different places vary, so

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

hell is freezing over for theatre people everywhere

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[liberalsarecool]

Opponents of socialism want wage theft and redistribution of wealth away from labor.

[stephendavid]

Shlom Kekh (Ave Maria; The Magnifat), Syriac Orthodox Hymn

[liberalsarecool]

Support railroad workers. #RailWorkers