Home of the Damned

Paul, 23. He/His. Perth, Australia. I travel more than I should. I love books, TV and video games

[amuletofambition]

Fuck its been too long since I've been on a date

[amuletofambition]

albuspercivalwulfric replied to your post

“Huh, may soon be assistant manager of the store. Moving up in the...”

weren't u a manager at sweet lips (is that what it was called? I remember it being ridic but surely it wasn't that ridic?) that's really excellent tho! proud of you!!!!

Supervisor, so while I would be in charge of shifts I was so much less responsible for keeping us stocked, and less in charge of advertising ect. But yeah it is awesome, thanks

And yes the same was that ridic, Sweetlips Fish & Chips

[amuletofambition]

Huh, may soon be assistant manager of the store. Moving up in the world

[the-vegan-muser]

The scariest part of Halloween is how anatomically incorrect these decorations are.

[sorceringing]

cyan-biologist

[ayellowbirds]

listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and there’s always lots of little bones laying around….

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Gonna make a bone spider”

“Why”

“BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT”

[reallymadscientist]

I work in a government-funded spider research lab at a top university and we have this in our lab:

[cyan-biologist]

I had to reblog this, what’s better than a literal bone spider.

[bludragongal]

I had a nightmare last night.

I was a reporter.

[upperstories]

This is absolutely amazing. I hope you hold onto this idea.

[flip-this-table]

OMG, YOU TURN THIS INTO A 500 PAGE NOVEL RIGHT NOW. I WOULD READ THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

[bludragongal]

If this gets 20,000 notes I’ll make a Part 2.

[bludragongal]

Welp.

[bludragongal]

Part 2 of The Nightmare Comic. 

I spent a lot of time wondering about The Rules & how it all probably worked. 

[katknitsstuff]

Soooooo…part 3? Yes?

[amuletofambition]

And the ownership of my workplace changes yet again. Hello third owner in just over a month. Please don’t let this store die.

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

Staying Social! ☀️

[revpoppins-alt]

I feel attacked but same??

[amuletofambition]

Apparently I need to go over to my friends place more often. He bought a carton of beer for his birthday in April mostly for me and he's still got most of it.

[eroscestlavie]

16-year-old tom riddle: *sees a giant snake coming out of someone’s mouth*

16-year-old tom riddle: *adds this to his ‘tattoo ideas’ pinterest board* 

[brainstatic]

They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.

[tunte]

This is respectable meme usage

[mumblingsage]

Can You Pick the Pokemon Names Out of This List of Shakespeare Characters?

We don't expect our readers to know absolutely everything about...

I got 5/10. To be fair, I have minimal knowledge of both Pokemon and the comedies. 

[eroscestlavie]

djdjsjdjf

[beachdeath]

oh my god

[feynites]

The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.

And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

[corseque]

I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.

[carpebooty]

i like to think julia gillard is sitting in her bath at home, drinking champagne and listening to fuck you by lily allen

[carpebooty]

BRINGING IT BACK 

[carpebooty]

i’d like to thank auspol for being so inexplicable i get to bring this post back every eight months or so

[amuletofambition]

Australian Federal Election 2016 Endings

Good Ending: Coming to their collective senses, the Australian public votes unanimously to push the Liberals out of power, a joint Greens-Labour government taking power. Nauru and Manus Island detention centres are closed, Cory Bernadi is banished to the 7th dimension, and Global Warming is reversed entirely

Bad Ending: Apathetic voters claim that the government is corrupt, and refuse to vote. Neither major party can win, until the Liberals form another coalition with Pauline Hanson's One Nation. After a month of bad polls, Pauline takes over and becomes the first Emperor of Australia, expelling all non-White Australians and turning the Great Barrier Reef into a giant fish and chip shop

True Ending: A close election finish sees the Coalition and Labour in a dead heat. Unable to form a government, the deadlock lasts for months and leaves the country unable to survive the continuing fallout of the Brexit decision. As the economy tanks and society falls apart, one party remains and takes over; Ricky Muir's Motoring Enthusiasts. As Australian society falls apart and becomes increasingly focused around cars, Max Rockatansky travels the wastelands on his way to Immortan Joe...

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*

[dolceael-blog]

I thought this was the funniest thing at 4am last night