A Musical Reality

[fair-dinkum-mechanic]

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

we need to talk about this.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we are all actually living in a video game, whoever’s playing as me better fucking get better at this game.

[botanize]

[theonion]

Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide 

[iamianbrooks]

Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day

[lambo-san]

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR THE PAST SEVEN YEARS AND JUST NOW REALIZED THEYRE WEARING YOUNG AND OLD VERSIONS OF THE SAME OUTFIT

[floristgump]

I was thinking about this like what if Madame Foster wished she was young again so she could do errands that aren’t easy for her in her old age, so she imagined Frankie.

[catrickstump-deactivated2023061]

DON’T.

[krxs100]

!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!! PLEASE READ VERY IMPORTANT !!!!!!!

Just a Reminder that Donald Trump is and always has been an abuser.  A third woman has now accused Mr. Trump of rape.

A woman filed a  lawsuit claiming that when she was thirteen years old she was held as a sex slave to Mr. Trump and his friend Jeffrey Epstein. The woman claimed to have a witness, “Tiffany Doe,” to the incidents. Mr. Epstein is a notorious  “billionaire pedophile” who is now a Level 3 registered sex offender - the most dangerous kind, “a threat to public safety” — after being convicted of misconduct with another underage girl.

Mr. Trump has a long history of debasing women he’s worked with, crossing the line on a regular basis. He’s taken lifelong joy in objectifying women, including his proclamation: “Women, you have to treat ‘em like shit.”

He’s also  been accused of worse than just misogynist language. Two prior women have accused Mr. Trump, in court documents, of actual or attempted sexual assault. (Mr. Trump denies all the allegations.) In fact, Under oath, Ivana Trump accused Mr. Trump of a violent rape. First was Ivana Trump, Donald Trump’s first wife, who said under oath in a 1989 deposition that he had violently attacked her, ripped out her hair and forcibly penetrated her without her consent.

READ HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION

#StayWoke

[sappysocialist]

This is what they don’t want u to see 😒 smh

[teacherofthetinyhumans]

DISGUSTING

[thescienceofjohnlock]

I suspect my followers have more sense but just in case any of them are thinking of voting for Trump

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[hotzboyz]

[curlsaplenty]

I am here for sexualized costumes for men

[winterlong]

Halloween costume ideas.

[shelgon]

[fair-dinkum-mechanic]

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

we need to talk about this.

[cliffordccino]

Visit Original Link

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[peeyonce-deactivated20200120]

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

[juuliaroberts]

JEWEL?!

[worm-ghoul]

[dandridgegirl]

[blackfemmerealness-deactivated2]

!!!!!!!!!!

[ramuneicepop]

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

[throwingbricksatcops]

Brock Turner’s parents have requested that their son’s mugshot not be publicized, so here’s this (his mugshot).