myendlezzmind

Just go with it-

[actuallysara]

shane grabbing ilya's ass while he's fucking him and brushing a finger over his hole and ilya's hips stutter and shane just glares at him and "keep it together rozanov"

[ilyas-left-nut]

SLUT

[thebitchesterbrothers]

'Virgin Mary' as soon as Hayden loses sight of him:

[hutsonwoolyums]

just imagine how you’ll feel hearing “last season on Heated Rivalry”

[fairycosmos]

sometimes i just want to shake women who exhaust themselves for the men in their lives like. they would never do that shit for youuuu. they dont even defend you to their friends when youre not around. they would never do that shit for youuuuuuuuu

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[argillaforma]

au where shane doesn’t like casual hookups because he knows he needs a lot of aftercare and he doesn’t think he can ask a stranger to do that because he might be Too Much™️ but rose forces him to go out with her and he meets ilya at a bar and they end up going back to shane’s place to have sex and afterwards ilya can tell there’s something that’s bothering shane and ilya is afraid that he hurt him or that shane regrets it but shane ends up telling ilya that it’s because his brain does this annoying thing after sex sometimes and the only thing that really helps is being physically close to someone like lay on top of me and crush me close and he’s like thanks for having sex with me i understand if you have to go and ilya’s heart breaks a little for this guy he just met with these beautiful bambi eyes so he’s like lay down i will lay on top of you and crush you for as long as you want

[gaygoatshane]

first things first

[gaygoatshane]

good fucking lord

[ilyapasta]

I'm probably not qualified to talk about this but I think that once they're on the same team Shane and Ilya should see each other as like, bonded warriors. Athletes in my experience are corny like that. Let them tape each other up and fasten each other's pads and tie each other's skates like they're going into battle. Ilya opens his mouth and Shane puts his mouth guard in. Let them like hype each other up with like "Let's go?" and then "Let's fucking go!" back forth while they shove each other around. And then there's the falling action after the strain of the game (battle). Taking off helmets, feeling each other up for injuries, checking each other's teeth. Applying icy-hot and compression garments. No one else is allowed to do these things for them. No one else is touching Shane Hollander's skates, but Ilya knows exactly how many superstitious knots Shane's wants his tied in. Bonded pair, do not separate.

[hollanderthoughts]

Why the fuck do burger recipes assume you’re grilling out for a family and not planning an elaborate 2 week baby trapping scenario in which you still don’t exactly know what the baby in this situation would be because you’re gay and he definitely can’t get you pregnant. Not that you’d want to get pregnant of course. But you do think it’d be the easiest means of convincing him to stay. there’s never a recipe for like 4 burgers max.

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[fixielixie]

thinking about shane waiting really patiently to say a joke he came up with in his head and he thinks it’s such a good one and he’s really excited to say it. he attempts to really nonchalantly drop it in but there isn’t a good spot to until finally he gets his perfect set up and says it and everyone laughs and he’s just sitting back, so pleased like 🙂 thinking ‘good job, shane’

[fixielixie]

[samehere-onlyone]

Ilya: I like trouble.

The trouble:

[hollanderthoughts]

puppy want a treat?

Puppy wants something real he can call his own for once…

[stars-bean]

Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

[fixielixie]

shane during his first time getting his ass eaten and fucked in missionary and then rolled over and fucked in doggy and then having his guts rearranged and coming hands freeee.. !!!! looking all fucked out on those stairs holding ilyas jacket, teasing and smiling and getting praised "such a good trick" and getting a kiss!!! shanebug my baby it was too late for u