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Lexi - 28 - super gay - former username: yourewelco

[cannibalcaprine]

guards, guards! come quick! you simply MUST make out for my entertainment! yes again. get handsy this time too if you don't mind

[mug-of-beans]

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

[wizard-archivist-official]

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

[charlesoberonn]

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark not detected (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark detected! Yippie

Thank you fish :3

[jerkeline]

[limitedfucks]

I LOVE MUSIC!!!!!!! RAHHHHHH!!!!!

[charl0ttan]

does anyone have the foggiest

[amygdalae]

haven't. fresh out of the faintest as well

[charl0ttan]

[mypoorcanary]

im wine drunk and in tears over this garfield

fucking look at him

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[seasickskeletonboy]

[penumbraphantasm]

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

[grandpayaoi]

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

[grandpayaoi]

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

[fifty-fired-fay]

Dear God there's pussy here

[ivy-michaels]

That’s the other reason you can’t kill yourself

[cannibalchicken]

[spones-in-my-bones]

@robinade YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THAT THERE hdhddhdydhdndhhfnff

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i played with that medical training app a little bit

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i got it to believe that it is a horse

[time-traveling-fetus]

As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

[time-traveling-fetus]

Of course I personally think it's less awkward to use some rudimentary language skills to form actual sentences and phrases. They don't even have to be complicated. Like "Genuine question, why are you doing that?" Or "I'm being serious. Stop that." Or "I'm going to jerk you off now."

[escuerzoresucitado]

[super-wolves-blog]

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

[cockroach-queer]

I know I’ve reblogged this and commented before- but my favorite part is that immediately after this, Malcolm is like “so anyway I got you these” and hands Reese some pamphlets about accepting yourself as queer that he got from the guidance counselor, and Reese is like “oh, I got you these” and hands him a grocery bag full of gay porn.

[super-wolves-blog]

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

[cockroach-queer]

I know I’ve reblogged this and commented before- but my favorite part is that immediately after this, Malcolm is like “so anyway I got you these” and hands Reese some pamphlets about accepting yourself as queer that he got from the guidance counselor, and Reese is like “oh, I got you these” and hands him a grocery bag full of gay porn.

[pangur-and-grim]

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

[the-sea-wolfe]

Not gonna lie, that made me do a double take.

Not because of the vet wrap, it's great stuff and I keep some at home myself for first aid purposes.

But because that colour is considered euthanasia green in a lot of vet clinics here including mine and we ONLY use it for animals we are euthanising. We will literally continue restraining a squirming dog or cat while someone restocks the drawer if we open it to find only the euthanasia green vet wrap than use this because we consider using it for a healthy patient to be a bad omen...

[pangur-and-grim]

they're going to put me down? :(

[kaylasartwork]

Stares