Oh My God™

chronic pain. chronic lesbian. BLM.

[dduane]

[kosmogrl]

let me get what I want please please please

[cybervom1t]

new compliment just dropped

[thoodleoo]

taught myself how to do one (1) excel function and now i understand what hubris is. the gods themselves could not stop me

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[thememedaddy]

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[chimaerakitten]

It’s wild how pan bundles can get away with calling something a “5-piece set” when two of the “pieces” are lids. Motherfucker that’s a three piece set. Stop lying.

[importantcatpics]

[kittybroker]

Thieving Margo a cruel and dastardly criminal! Pick up this thief and her baguette for only $3.99 today!

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

[floatingstirnerhead]

A kitchen is a research lab for new ways to say I love you

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

I see we’re all doing well,

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[segamascott]

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[imextremelynice]

matching tee-shirts that say "She puts the W in Wife"

[imextremelynice]

concept art

[limitedfucks]

@geigercuntter

[tearstaineddangel]

i love when someone confirms we're friends