oh adhere to me, for we are bound by symmetry

Amy. 30. She/Her. Adelaide, Australia. I've been gone for a super long time but sometimes life just takes you around in big circles, and that's okay.

[spoonitate]

She had curves in all the wrong places - some of them cast a 3-dimensional shadows, still others hummed a low, discordant note as they flitted about like flies. She was nothing like other girls - she was an abomination from the 6th plane of torment

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[andyouweremine]

[lorelaigilmoure]

#toddler on the run

[cellobotomy]

[tvandfilm]

Doctor Who | 3.11 - Turn Left

[englishgradinrepair]

okay but hear me out

[lovercrowley]

hozier literally wrote From Eden about A/C and then Crowley stole his look

[re-bee-key]

I thought you were JOKING

[two-nipples-maybe-more]

since everyone is going batshit feral over crozier, may i offer you this live version of J&W in which hozier drags every “s” for as long as he’s (rhythmically) allowed and sounds like he’s literally hissing

[genre]

When you hear a title like “Pines of Rome”, you may think of tree-lined streets and romantic ruins. But when the Disney animators heard this music, they thought of something completely different.

Ottorino Respighi’s Pines of Rome in Fantasia 2000

[escapetoluna]

Harry: I’m going to sing you a song that I wrote about my life

Draco: *Eye roll* Bloody hell, go on then

Harry: *Inhales deeply*

Draco: *Raises an eyebrow*

Harry: *Screams for 3 minutes in various tones*

Draco: *Hums and nods* I relate to the lyrics on a spiritual level

[slavicafire]

see, the thing is that you can be edgy and dramatic and an absolutely dark macabre-loving bones-hoarding bastard and not be an asshole

nothing’s stopping you from being all that and a caring person overflowing with love

people who think that you have to apathetic and cynical and downward fucking mean to fit the aesthetic are just boring

[ohsweetcrepes]

Be the Addams family

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

[newurl69]

Yeah I'm catholic whatsup

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

how do i reach heaven through violence

[the-marxist-mash]

Its called a crusade and you need to get the Pope's permission first

[fruitffish-deactivated20250218]

Yes, sometimes you are gothic and must listen to rock music like your life depends on it, but, there are times you are an Victorian pirate and you must listen to a good sea shanty. That is simply the way of the world.

[larygosomens]

[folkpunkdreamboat]

Ramshackle Glory- Your Heart Is A Muscle The Size Of Your Fist

[hogwartshousefriends]

“Still too early for holiday attire. I don’t break out my Christmas thong until December.”

-Hufflepuff

[mortimered-deactivated20230514]

More Pride and Prejudice practice.

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[thatsbelievable]