Procrastination at its Finest

The coffee-enabled fangirlling and personal blog of an entertainment reporter and babbling nerdy podcaster (host: Assembly of Geeks, The Flash Podcast, Peggy Carter Podcast). You may also find bits of fiction and snippits of reviews on my blog.

[t0xicv0mit]

omf just imagine poe dameron beeping back at bb-8 like when people meow at their cats

[kaikamahine]

#bb-8: ‘hello poe i love you’#poe: ‘tax benefits’ (via @bleakmonday)

[flashfam]

inspired by @karadnvres’ post

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[amymarie97]

I love this 1 trillion to the tenth power.

[gaydrienagreste]

MY FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

[uhhhh-khakis]

“Is there anything else you wanna say to those watching tonight?” “My favorite color is blood” “Alright”

[cool-dadd]

@i-always-get-lost-in-walmart

[alexneonakis]

Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes

“We could all do with a few laughs. I’ve got a feeling we’re going to need them more than usual before long”

I imagine his first day back at the joke shop after the series ended would have been really hard for George Weasley. 

[ineffablefangirl]

first of all how dare you

[amymarie97]

What is this. Why. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.

[dailydcheroes]

[amymarie97]

Favorite moments of the crossover. 

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

THERE’S A SEQUEL

[susielesbian]

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

[ladiesandlemonade]

Honestly this is me every S I N G L E day.

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

The last one always has me crying

[curvedbullets]

his videos make me cry 😂😭

[greviousmentalharm]

Me every morning going to school and every night leaving school

[cosmicwizdom]

[pimponmadison]

🌑

[amymarie97]

In a galaxy long, long ago.

[amymarie97]

……………..

[rollingstone]

As the tragic scope and breadth of the Paris terrorist attacks continues to unfurl, attendees of Eagles of Death Metal’s show at concert venue Bataclan have begun detailing their horrific accounts of the hostage situation that claimed the lives of 118 people. Here are some of their stories.

[amymarie97]

A) I love #ThePlayer and it irks me to all end that we won't get to see more of this story. B) As such, can someone please continue the mantle of this extraordinary story as a series of novels? Because for the first time in a long time, I feel like I actively love every single plotline, even the super sub-plotlines....plus Alex and Cassndra? Some of the most natural chemistry I've seen since Chicago PD's Linstead.

[sweetrupturedlight]

Cassandra is evolving as a character and each episode we start to see her vulnerability shine through the icy facade. I was looking forward to her and Alex finding a common ground in their frustration with Mr Johnson. 

I AM NOT HAPPY THAT THIS SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELLED

[the-vaults]

Shia LaBeouf and audience members react to the ending of The Even Stevens Movie 

#ALLMYMOVIES

[oatmeal]

Read the rest of the comic here. 

[basssuperpower-deactivated20191]

@pascaldragon

[pascaldragon]

Thanks, @basssuperpower. I honestly hadn’t expected that end when I began reading this reblog. :)

[crystal-geometry-deactivated201]

Wow.

[raksha-the-demon]

Well damn.

[perclexed]

Read the thing.  It’s worth it.

[amymarie97]

NO WAY.

Just read it. 

[setheverman]

i’m on to you drake

[amymarie97]

Just. Just listen. Just do it. 

[reapersun]

[amymarie97]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

[cosmicheartt]

Never Roll Up Your Sleeves