Amy Zhang Books

[zachsilberberg]

[afterlifeoftheparty]

[indrid-hot]

“I wonder if you’d considered my proposition.”

“I don’t remember your proposition.”

Welcome to talking to your academic adviser, Sam.  

[universalpath]

Damn, I was hoping Arya would find Gendry, not Ed Sheeran

[happycranberry-deactivated20131]

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

[tohkyo]

[sappharah]

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

[sappharah]

[dogshitvevo]

[jeneelestrange]

KFC Has Published a Colonel Sanders Romance Novel in Honor of Mother’s Day and I Am Overwhelmed

So KFC has decided, all casual like, to drop a romance novel featuring the one and only Colonel Sanders in honor of Mother’s Day this year, and I am just staring at my computer with my mouth open, my eyes brimming with tears. I’m honestly overwhelmed, y’all. I have never been so horrified and yet delighted in my whole, entire life, and you will not judge me for this. Don’t @ me.

SOOOOOOOO UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

@thebibliosphere

[modwyr]

odyssey au where everything is the same but odysseus is replaced by jean ralphio

[modwyr]

PENNY P! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. War. Gods. Monsters. Naked - MOM?!?! Betrayal. Fleeing the scene. Trapped on an island. Coming here. Disguising myself as a beggar for a week ‘cause technically I’m homeless

[bellygangstaboo]

say it louder for the racists in the back

[yolowoho]

$1000 a MONTH! Olympians getting paid $1000 a month to play at the highest level. Unacceptable. #BeBoldForChange

[teacupnosaucer]

PAY FEMALE ATHLETES.

[pelicanhypeman]

The NHL players association has issued a statement in solidarity, btw. This is getting more and more interesting.

[flightcub]

my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

[coffeeforcollege]

i hate myself for laughing at this

[teathattast]

🌍🌎🌏

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

[amynchan]

It’s so strangely satisfying?

[bellygangstaboo]

where’s the lie

[princesconsuela]

[yainterrobang]

Cho Chang: Outsider, Insurgent, Builder of Bridges — Not Walls

“And yet, what does Cho do? She tries out for Seeker, a position held by boys in every other House, for a House team where boys play every position. Here, too, she is the only one, representing women, representing her people. There are whispers; of course there are. Are your eyes big enough to see the Snitch, Cho? Your kind aren’t really athletic, are they? What you’re really good for is distracting the boys on the other team, Cho, hike up your robes and flash them some leg, will you?

There is such loneliness, when you’re the only one.“

Okay, we absolutely adore this piece on Cho Chang from Tor.com.