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I think you should join my silly little pjo rp/open au thingy maybe 👀 we’ve got a lot of minor god cabins and I can add more! A questing system and a lot of channels to explore it’s p casual
Living with a mammal must be so LOUD for rocky. all that blood rushing, all those joints creaking, muscle fibers contracting, intestines groaning and swooshing, synovial fluid popping. the slick swivel of eyeballs every single time grace moves his eyes. the whumbump of his heart, constant. how fine is rocky’s hearing? can he hear the click of grace’s glottis opening before he speaks? can rocky hear the crackle of his alveoli exchanging gas? maybe, he thinks, if he listens closely enough he can hear the electrical impulses of grace’s grey matter as he dreams :)
he's freaked out alright
hey... coltland twins + baby bloodymary au... do u have any thoughts on that... I do.... baby colt and baby simon rough housing for fun because colt was suspicious of simon at first and simon was like "??? okay fuckhead let's go then" but they actually end up becoming friends like right after the fight ends cuz colt is like "damn nice right hook u can stay with my brother after all"
I LOVE YOUR BRAIN I might’ve gotten carried away cuz the idea was just stuck with me the whole day but their dynamic would be too delicious. Both Simon and Colt would be impulsive and known to solve problems with their fists, Ryland is more inclined to mouth off or insult people (bullies mostly) so he’s prone to getting punched by the people he’s insulting and this is where his two guard dogs come in and beat the crap out of whoever was about to hurt him. Colt only accepting Simon because a) he’s thinks Simon is really cool (don’t tell him I said that ry i swear to god-) and b) he’s glad there’s now someone else there to protect his brother whenever he pisses bullies off because he does that ALOT and Colt is only one man
Bloodymary mini comic!!!!!!
they’re literally so cutesy I love drawing these idiots 😭👎
go my BloodyMary
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I fear I may be getting better at drawing Simon and Grace respectively- HAVE MORE FOOD!
Friend: why does Simon’s nose shape keep changing?
Me: ….shhhhhh….no it isn’t…
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my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"
muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp
muffled voice coming
from the phone speakers: how long
till the scythe is sharp
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.
Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.
Panel by panel below:
SnowCrow but it's Zayne stressing over Sylus' poor health decisions
Jokes about death but nothing serious. This whole thing is crack
(I know the creators of Lads probably didn't think this through but if you use the heartbeat feature on Sylus it says his resting heartrate is 140 BPM. If you don't know, THAT'S VERY, VERY BAD! I'm sure he's fine... but Zayne doesn't know that.)
After a long, hard day of honest work stealing guns from a rival criminal organization, all Sylus wanted to do was snuggle with his little (by Sylus' standards) snowman.
What he didn't anticipate was the second Zayne rested his head on his chest, the doctor bolted from the bed like it was on fire. Even leaving his oh-so-precious work laptop behind.
"What the fuck...?" Sylus sat up, extremely confused. Before he got the chance to drag his boyfriend back to snuggleland via evol, Zayne came bursting back in weilding a stethoscope like a weapon. After being manhandled by Zayne, which totally didn't turn him on, into a sitting position the examinaiton began.
"This is crazy." Zayne mumbled to himself as he manouvered the instrument over Sylus' chest.
"Can I ask what's happening kitt-" The teasing lilt in his voice was quickly shut down by what he coined as Zayne's "Doctor voice."
"Shush, you're messing up my examination. Just take deep breaths." After supressing giggles, he follows instructions like the good boy he is. "Can I ask something?" Zayne rubs the bridge of his nose.
"What do you need, kitten?"
"WHY and HOW in the FUCK is your resting heart rate 140 BPM?!"
"It is?" He raised a white eyebrow before placing two fingers to his jugular. "I guess it is, huh."
"How did you not notice?!"
"I don't know, I just never noticed. I guess it wasn't important."
"It's a miracle your not dead with constant vitals like that!"
"It's a miracle i'm not dead in general."
"Are you TRYING to give me early gray hairs?"
"No but if you did, we'd match." Sylus ran his hand gently through his lover's midnight locks. "You'd look very sexy as a silver fox."
"You're not flirting your way out of this one." Sylus fake pouted at Zayne pinching the skin on the top of his hand. "You're gonna stop waking up at midnight to walk Mephisto, you're gonna stop cleaning your guns at three in the morning, and i'm hiding your wine for the time being."
"So bossy~" The white haired man teased. "Who else is gonna walk Mephisto at midnight? Luke? Kieran?"
"Nobody! It's a mechanical crow, it doesn't need walking!"
"Now you're just going to hurt his feelings." Sylus gestured a hand at the bird, who was trying to make a nest out of Zayne's scarves. "You're his father too, you know."
"I'm WHAT?!"
birthday greetings from the lads! 🐦⬛
pairings: sylus and lads LIs / sylus x lads LIs
notes: the guys greet sylus a happy birthday! can be read platonically, romantically, or poly lads! sylus might appear like a grump here hehe, he's not he's just nonchalant (fake)
Biology lesson
(Oh weirdly close and intimate scientific curiosity, you have my whole heart)
resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that
