rock

rock. (he/him) (don’t be afraid to ask away, I never take any question for granite.)

[rock-offical]

rock.

[offical-pink]

@rock-offical

@paper-offical

@scissors-official

fight to the death for my amusement /joke

[rock-offical]

rock. (woah, let’s not do anything too irrational here. plus, I’m practically immortal.)

[offical-pink]

ok then fight to the uhhh pokemon fainting

/JOKE

[rock-offical]

rock. (as long as I’m fighting @scissors-official then I’ll be fine. I’m afraid of paper.)

[scissors-official]

Oh my. i need @paper-offical to protect me. gulp. i wont hurt you if you like. wrek em./j

[rock-offical]

rock. (uh, there’s no need to get paper involved, I-i was just joking. I don’t want to be beaten up.)

[rock-offical]

rock. (guys… meet my girlfriend, Crystal, and my boyfriend, Geo. hehe)

[rock-offical]

rock. (I’m slowly running out of geology puns, soon I’ll be stuck between a rock and a hard place.)

[offical-pink]

@rock-offical

@paper-offical

@scissors-official

fight to the death for my amusement /joke

[rock-offical]

rock. (woah, let’s not do anything too irrational here. plus, I’m practically immortal.)

[offical-pink]

ok then fight to the uhhh pokemon fainting

/JOKE

[rock-offical]

rock. (as long as I’m fighting @scissors-official then I’ll be fine. I’m afraid of paper.)

[grapefruit-offical]

i am a grapefruit

what are you 🫵?

[rock-offical]

rock.

[rock-offical]

rock. (it’s a hard rock life for me)

[rock-offical]

rock. (someone skipped me into the ocean and now I’ve washed up onto the shores of Praia do Pedrógão. vacation time!)

[rock-offical]

it is doppelsnager time

Welcome to the officsnailverse

rock. (I’m blushing. I love it so much. It’s the spitting image of me.)

[rock-offical]

rock. (Look at my new tie! I’m going on a date with my crystal girlfriend and my geode boyfriend, and they said it was cute.)

[rock-offical]

rock. (happy pride to all, from a pansexual rock.)

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[scallywag-offical]

thank the seven seas

[rock-offical]

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

[scallywag-offical]

aye aye! come aboard, matey! jim might chew on he a bit. hope ye be to big for 'im to swallow.

[rock-offical]

rock. (alrighty captain. I should be big enough that Jim doesn’t swallow me, but you never know.)

[scallywag-offical]

here ye go, lassie

ooc:

THE SHADING LOOKS KIND OF AI??? I SWEAR ITS NOT I USED THE MULTIPLY TOOL AND MADE IT USING PHOTOBASHING IM SURE YOU CAN REVERSE GOOGLE SEARCH I PROMISE</3 FUCK AI

images bashed:

ok??? ok. liquify tool was used on the uhh the ribbon yeah :)

[rock-offical]

rock. (omg, it’s perfect. I’m honored to be on your crew :])

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[scallywag-offical]

thank the seven seas

[rock-offical]

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

[scallywag-offical]

aye aye! come aboard, matey! jim might chew on he a bit. hope ye be to big for 'im to swallow.

[rock-offical]

rock. (alrighty captain. I should be big enough that Jim doesn’t swallow me, but you never know.)

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[scallywag-offical]

thank the seven seas

[rock-offical]

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[snail-offical]

OFFICSNAILS!!! 🔥🔥🔥

@black-morphsuit-guy-offical @cosmic-entity-official

@rock-offical

[rock-offical]

rock. (omg, it’s so perfect. especially the googly eyes.)

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[obsessivebookwormalert]

🥀🐳🫂💔✨

I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

YES OFC

🔫🦕💔🏳‍🌈🕛

Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?

[kermitthebomber-offical]

🏳️‍⚧️🌈✨🚔☠️

Im showinf pride and then the police kill me?

[laciffo-natas]

✅🌹❄️🪽🎀

???? LET IT GOO???????

[rock-offical]

💀🔍🧍‍♂️🤷🐛

rock. (I was murdered and while they were investigating they found no clues because it was a caterpillar that killed me?)