rock

rock. (he/him) (don’t be afraid to ask away, I never take any question for granite.)

[rock-offical]

rock.

[rock-offical]

rock. (Look at my new tie! I’m going on a date with my crystal girlfriend and my geode boyfriend, and they said it was cute.)

[rock-offical]

rock. (happy pride to all, from a pansexual rock.)

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[scallywag-offical]

thank the seven seas

[rock-offical]

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

[scallywag-offical]

aye aye! come aboard, matey! jim might chew on he a bit. hope ye be to big for 'im to swallow.

[rock-offical]

rock. (alrighty captain. I should be big enough that Jim doesn’t swallow me, but you never know.)

[scallywag-offical]

here ye go, lassie

ooc:

THE SHADING LOOKS KIND OF AI??? I SWEAR ITS NOT I USED THE MULTIPLY TOOL AND MADE IT USING PHOTOBASHING IM SURE YOU CAN REVERSE GOOGLE SEARCH I PROMISE</3 FUCK AI

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ok??? ok. liquify tool was used on the uhh the ribbon yeah :)

[rock-offical]

rock. (omg, it’s perfect. I’m honored to be on your crew :])

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[scallywag-offical]

thank the seven seas

[rock-offical]

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

[scallywag-offical]

aye aye! come aboard, matey! jim might chew on he a bit. hope ye be to big for 'im to swallow.

[rock-offical]

rock. (alrighty captain. I should be big enough that Jim doesn’t swallow me, but you never know.)

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[scallywag-offical]

thank the seven seas

[rock-offical]

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[snail-offical]

OFFICSNAILS!!! 🔥🔥🔥

@black-morphsuit-guy-offical @cosmic-entity-official

@rock-offical

[rock-offical]

rock. (omg, it’s so perfect. especially the googly eyes.)

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[obsessivebookwormalert]

🥀🐳🫂💔✨

I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

YES OFC

🔫🦕💔🏳‍🌈🕛

Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?

[kermitthebomber-offical]

🏳️‍⚧️🌈✨🚔☠️

Im showinf pride and then the police kill me?

[laciffo-natas]

✅🌹❄️🪽🎀

???? LET IT GOO???????

[rock-offical]

💀🔍🧍‍♂️🤷🐛

rock. (I was murdered and while they were investigating they found no clues because it was a caterpillar that killed me?)

[rock-offical]

rock. (I’m rolling down the hill, and nobody can stop me.)

[poltergeist-offical]

Tag game, anyone?

If you could be any sort of undead, like a ghost, vampire, zombie, etc, what would you choose? I'm very curious to see what people will say, hence the tag game to make it spread a bit further!

Obviously I'm satisfied with being a ghost, but I would be a vampire if given the chance!

@james-offical @da-police-offical @killer-offical @genderqueer-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @dying-pen-offical

feel free to join if you weren't tagged, as well ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

[genderqueer-offical]

hmm that's a good question. i guess it really depends on what kind of interpretation you're going off of for each... butttt, i'm not gna go all into it.

at first glance, probably a zombie. the generalized vision of zombies is all they do is walk around and eat people for their brains... seems pretty relatable.

i, too, have the urge to obliterate the people around me for being much smarter than i am.

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moots/tags vv

@roxie-cozyspace @snail-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @neptuenery @days-without-ai-ads-offical @do-not-u-dare @a-machine-that-yearns-for-love @costco-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @chickfila-offical @sapphic-offical @7-eleven-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @bacone-official @gold-offical @coffee--spill @macandcheese-offical @parentscomputer-official @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @somebeaver-offical @hekate-offical @pipis-official @teapotsoffcialyup @3scap3fr0mr3al1ty @gruz-mothers-official @choir-offical @unshipper-offical @charlie-kirk-official @fox-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @pegz-and-rexy-offical @eraser-offical @overlord-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @international-electromatics @radioactive-bread-offical @singapore-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @gayness-offical @walmart-job-certificate-offical @star-offical @sophisticated-offical @thecatboyknight-offical @penny-offical @james-offical @deductivelogico-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @recycle-official @toaster-waffle-offical @krow-offical @oppossum-offical @biwaterpup-official @evilest-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @voice-actor-offical @nug-offical-deactiv @ultimatedreamer-official @h2o-official @trans-boy-thing-offical @god-the-offical @tin-cant-offical @lancer-coolguy @trans-trout-offical @perfection-official

if anyone wants to be removed just tell me :D

[teapotsoffcialyup]

thanks for the tag <333

100% a ghost

i love the idea of just being here hut like not rlly being here if u get what i mean....

idk but tagggss

@taco-bell-offical @waiter-offical @rodimus-offical @tenor-offical @gold-offical @horrors-offical @do-not-u-dare @pen-eater-offical

@fuckupwithashotgun @definitely-ao3-offical @rock-offical

[rock-offical]

rock. (vampire, hell yeah. live forever, vampires are hot, like I don’t need to go outside. 100% vampire)

[rock-offical]

What is rock favorite type of rock?? Igneous, metaphoric, or sedmentitry?

Rock

rock. (I’m a big fan of igneous, I like obsidian. However, I do enjoy a metamorphic or sedimentary rock every once in awhile.)

[satan-offical]

One year ago today the officalverse was founded (complete lie)

So... HAPPY NATIONAL OFFICALVERSE DAY!!

I MADE A CAKE! IT'S MADE OF INK AND PAPER AND IT'S VERY GOOD!

I am so proud of what the officalverse has come to, it's grown so much and it grows every day. Keep going everyone, you're extraordinary, you're amazing, you're you, and thats the best thing you can be!

Happy officalverse day!

[rock-offical]

rock. (congrats all, happy officalverse day)

[offical-pink]

@rock-offical

@paper-offical

@scissors-official

fight to the death for my amusement /joke

[rock-offical]

rock. (woah, let’s not do anything too irrational here. plus, I’m practically immortal.)

[rock-offical]

opinion on birds as a concept?

rock. (they are government drones. and rocks have always been feuding with them, hence the saying “two birds with one stone.” it commemorates our greatest battle.)

[rock-offical]

I eat rocks

rock. (whoa man, hey, we can talk about this. let’s not do anything crazy)

[rock-offical]

rock. (I love Project Hail Mary, it has wonderful rock representation, truly an inspiration to young pebbles around the globe)