I R R E L E P H A N T

"What do you call an elephant that nobody cares about?"

[thebestoftumbling]

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

are you http because ://

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wizards could technically have sex without protection, and then just say Fetus Deletus or Unexpecto Correcto.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back.

I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that’s where my desk was, and it didn’t occur to me to ask.

Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor’s yard and never told anyone.

I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn’t gotten caught.

I’m pretty sure Richard got a new ball.

[feral-renaissance-cat]

I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn’t work as well as I’d hope (i.e. didn’t work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that’s not the point.

Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I’m like, “Yeah, [Crush]. And?” Dude turns around and yells to my crush “Hey! She has a crush on you!”

My crush just kinda sighs and is like, “Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks.”

So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires.

[darkhumourandfandoms-blog]

One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot.

[lycant-guy22]

Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of “fucks given”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

damn right we did

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

[weloveshortvideos]

[beanantea]

[jonisdumb-deactivated20190911]

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

[thatsqualitystuff]

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

[dratraichuturnright]

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

[tatsmato-anon-blog]

[browsedankmemes]

Large if accurate

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[bob-artist]

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

[pixels-after-dark-deactivated20]

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

[michaeljruocco]

I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me.

[suzie-guru]

FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. 

When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything on the table was supposed to fall. But Jim Carrey did it so expertly, all of the objects stayed right where they were! So the Grinch running back and messing everything up was improvised by Jim =)  

[chaos--themralds]

THAT’S AWESOME Also I love the push of the table it’s so extra it’s great

[luisonte]

[wiselwisel]

[thathighguy]

Too high for this. Let’s watch it again

[ahhthelegend]

I done watched this six times

[pettycentral]

[whateveriblogis]

LMAOOOO

[soaplantro-deactivated20250112]

the sheer amount of gay pettiness emanating from this video redecorated my room

[100proofvodka]

bless you

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

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