Black Coffee

I like outside...and inside...and I guess some other stuff.

[super-mario-girl]

I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.

[sunshine-tattoo]

“and their wives, Kylie and Lauren”

[tifaria]

I absolutely lost it at “the homily is the priest doing a book report”

[rivermusic]

  adrian 

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[thatwritergirlsblog]

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

[epiphanies]

oh

[ana2sox]

Hell yeah 👏🏻👏🏻

[ana2sox]

Uppers plz

What’s something you tell yourself when you are feel like you’re failing, hopeless, desperate, etc?? I need some uplifting mantras rn

[positivelypastelpink]

[positivelypositivequotes]

[anthonythewitch]

🌌 A Quick Spell to Calm Anxiety 💜

Two parts witchcraft, one part psychosomatic exercise.

1) Touch the tips of your thumbs together, and don’t let them come apart.

2) Close your eyes for three seconds. While they’re closed, say (or mouth, or think): “I am steady.” 

3) Take a deep inhale, as deep as you can. 

4) Exhale slowly while repeating the phrase: “Does not matter. Need not be.” Keep repeating it until you are completely and entirely out of breath.

5) Keep breathing in and out, repeating: “Does not matter. Need not be.” Repeat this process as many times as necessary. Try to exhale for twice as long as you inhaled. This is very important.

6) Once you feel the tension inside you fade, close your eyes again and say (or mouth, or think): “I am steady.” 

7) When you believe it, allow your thumbs to come apart.

Brightest blessings, and best of luck 🕉

[ana2sox]

Reblogging because !!!

[acmpoetry]

Repeat after me:

Too heavy is the weight I carry on my shoulders My body is not. Ugly are the words spilt from those people’s mouths My body is not. This big lump stuck in my throat is taking up too much space My body is not. Negativity is the burden that’s stopping me from enjoying my life My body is not.

Yes, you have to stop treating it as your enemy, my love Because I swear Your Body Is Not.

-Astrid C.M.

[giveashit-aboutearth]

reblog if you support those who have had an abortion.

We need to show support for them/us.

[elisaintime]

Never hit reblog so fast. 

[ahsokastarwars]

Yeet

[randomslasher]

Hell yeah! No one should have to grow a person in their uterus if they don’t want to. That’s a helluva job. Y’all are totally valid and I support you to the moon and back. 

Uterus autonomy for all!

[ana2sox]

The Order

I love the beginning of OOTP because it’s the only time when Harry really has a family experience while leaving for Hogwarts. Sirius is in dog form and seeing him off like Harry’s parents never could. Everyone is alive and for the most part, happy.

FROM THEN ON everything goes to shit.

[ana2sox]

“‘I can hear Voldemort murdering my mum.’

Lupin made a sudden motion with his arm as though to grip Harry’s shoulder, but thought better of it.”

Prisoner of Azkaban

[electricduck]

These scrapped Pokemon designs were amazing

After 20 years, fans have finally discovered an early build that came from a Nintendo Space World promo from November of 1997, revealing a bunch of scrapped concept Pokemon and ideas.

First off, there were a TON of baby evolutions for Pokemon we all know and love.

Baby Meowth!

scrapped Mime Jr!

Baby Grimer!

On top of those, we got ideas for Pokemon that never saw the light of day.

Snow wolf pokemon!

Cursed pandas!

Female only Luna black cats!

and apparently the Shellder on Slowbro and Slowking was going to have its own slot as a standalone Pokemon?

AND SCRAPPED STARTERS.

but have ya’ll seen some of the original designs?

SOMEBODY HELP THESE BABIES

Porygon2′s original design was apparently a reference to Pon De Lion, the mascot of Mister Donut. Also cool to see the Hoppip line had a more feline-influenced design in the past.

They really kept Leafeon hidden and tucked away for two generations!

But the best part is: 

EMO LEGENDARY BEASTS.

[olivierwoods]

@quidditchleaguenet | may challenge | get to know the members

As Ginny and Hermione moved closer to the rest of the family, Harry had a clear view of the bodies lying next to Fred: Remus and Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling. -insp

[ana2sox]

This WRECKT me.

[ana2sox]

hemlocked in my heart...am I right?

[ana2sox]

So when is the riot for a Marauders era prequel? Just need to pencil it in my calendar.

[ana2sox]

Bish Curry

Y’all can hate all you want but that sermon is something the likes of which British Anglicans have never seen. That’s my Bishop!