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YOU ARE THE REASON
Show & Tell
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RMH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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NASA
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the signs as chilling adventures of sabrina characters
ARIES: lilith/mary wardwell TAURUS: harvey kinkle GEMINI: prudence blackwood CANCER: hilda spellman LEO: zelda spellman VIRGO: agatha LIBRA: ambrose spellman SCORPIO: sabrina spellman SAGITTARIUS: dorcas CAPRICORN: rosalind walker AQUARIUS: nick scratch PISCES: theo putnam
There’s nothing more representative of Doctor Who than the following two facts:
every single dalek story plays the fact that the daleks are involved as a reveal
every single dalek story has the word “dalek” in the title
it’s impressive that the chick who played veronica on saddle club is a freaking surgeon now and she competed for australia in the international biology olympiad in beijing
okay,but that scene in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom where everyone escapes on the boat and the camera pans back to the island and you see the brachiosaurus on the dock…
BTVS MEME: 10 Quotes/One-liners
Willow Rosenberg - 04x07 The Initiative
OT3 goodness
We specifically bought this mini-van instead of a car because it has three seats in the font but now all we do is argue about who gets to sit in the middle
Our group chat is mostly just Person A serenading the both of us with song lyrics and dirty messages oh my god this fucking dork…oh shit now I’m kinda aroused one of you fuckers meet me for lunch asap
We all tried to spit our toothpaste in the sink at the same time and ended up banging our heads together and communicating in unintelligible noises due to having too much fucking toothpaste in our mouths oh my god will one you just spit first I’m so tired I want to go to bed
Person A always sleeps in the middle because they are the smallest but that also means that sometimes they end up like a whole half of the way down the bed by morning and more than once now we’ve both been terrified we accidentally suffocated them in the night
Person B is literally so fucking ticklish and we tickle-attack them so often that we think they might actually secretly hate us and have plans to leave us
Your parents are super supportive of our relationship which is really nice but every year your mom knits us three matching Christmas sweaters and we have no choice but to wear them and now the entire extended family knows we’re all together and it can get kinda awkward at times but oh well I love you both so much, hey Person A show us your childhood bedroom
I SWEAR I HAVEN’T WORN A PAIR OF MY OWN UNDERWEAR IN OVER A YEAR THERE IS JUST SO MUCH FUCKING UNDERWEAR IN THIS HOUSEHOLD GODDAMN
You and I were innocently making out but then I got aroused and so did you but we knew Person C would be home literally any minute so we just decided to wait for them at which point they walked through the door and took one look at our faces and realized exactly what was going on before sighing at us disappointingly and taking off their shirt
You two are such trouble-makers and I am literally cleaning up after you 24/7 please be adults for like one second and no both of you simultaneously smothering me in neck kisses isn’t going to make me less mad….but carry on anyways
Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 4x19 - “New Moon Rising”
The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
who wrote this, expose him
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
That was difficult to read.
My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.
“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”
G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N
“To get back to my body”
This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.
Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im actually laughing so hard omg
This is so much better with pictures! That harpy looks gooooooood!
JFC, Michaeangelo wasn’t this bad at women and his idea of “sculpt a girl” was sticking some apple-shaped tits on a body he’d modelled after a man, and at least HE had the excuse of being gay and not giving a fuck
HOLY SHIT i’ve never seen the version with the fucking drawings before
Everytime I see this I hyperventilate a little harder
I’M DEAD!
Dedicating a book…
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Sometimes I feel like there’s a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean.
Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne
Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy
and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace
this post is like getting smacked in the face twice
Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”
This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett
