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[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[catchymemes]

just a dude & his skateboard

[be-candor-hoe]

[wasartsharki]

A way out.

[generousdonkeyskeleton]

im crying this is the funniest ad I’ve ever seen

[kentixen]

Hose

[analcookies]

teaching biology to gen z kids: menstruation is when the uterus says "this bitch empty" and "yeets" the endometrium out of the body

[fukkce]

imagine driving then all of a sudden you see this lmaooooooooooo

[stoicdaydreamer]

Yall really make me wanna rent a Uhaul for this type of foolery💀

[samoforthesocalledavantgarde]

Lmfao I love black people so much

[luisonte]

El Roomba lowcost

[glorioustiel]

honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes

[thehumming6ird]

This!! 💓

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[annechen-melo]

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

some 20 year olds on the internet: lava funny i want to touch it

thousands of youtubers under the age of 17 that will do literally anything for subscribers:

[weavemama]

[kappa-crossing]

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

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[empirextress]

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

[michellepsychologist]

My heart ❤️ 😭❤️

[unpretty]

i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch

[unpretty]

problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs before he enters the bedroom so he can have entrance music appropriate to his mood