Kinksame

[coq]

not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence

[sandandglass]

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

this is how I would doctor

[ouijaboarding-blog]

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

[truth-is-bitter-blog]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE

[gif87a-com]

[leolomir-blog]

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

[caffeinatedcorvid]

@bruvebanner

[the-vampire-inside-me-deactivat]

I need to reblog this!

[gayelectro]

Dude I was crying over dumb family drama and then THIS had me wheezing, thank you

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[thebeverlymarsh]

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

[stuckykittyspidey]

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

[mitochondiva]

NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[bob-belcher]

[jodiefoster]

can’t relate 

[thexfiles]

To what

[jodiefoster]

i just can’t relate 

[zackisontumblr]

november mood: michael bublé christmas album

[onlytwitterpics]

[thelaziestbro]

* no offense but

* the customer is often wrong.

[conspicuouslad]

* full offense

[10000bc]

sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin

[heckayeah]

I thought this was going to be really negative but Im glad with its turnout

[oddness]

things i’m good at:

not answering texts/chats

getting my hopes up 

daydreaming

being awkward

pissing people off

sleeping