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@ananxiouspan
Hi Tumblr. I really wait to wear a chain around my waist with some charms on it because I've been feeling bad about my belly and they're just so pretty. But I'm afraid of offending anyone because there's a few different versions of waist beads from several cultures. Am i, as a white woman, allowed to wear these without being offensive?
Double puff, just to be safe.
This is the most ghibli-esc movement I’ve ever seen an animal make
Here is a swoofer. Tries his best to clean the floors. Would pat on head accordingly. 14/10
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
me: *writes adult email*
me: *hits send while screaming loudly*
I drink a lot of water(via)
Highly successful honeybee
Absolutely off the shits
lost
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sauce
Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials
You won’t regret it I promise
……wow
OMG?
@thisismouseface
wtf?!
I think I’m actually starting to miss going to school. Wbu
So I think I might be bi? But if I am it changes almost nothing about my life because I am happily and monogamously married. But if it doesn't really matter, why do I have so many feelings about it???? Anyways, I am asking you because it seems like there is a 50/50 chance of a delightful and pithy answer or a picture of a bird as an answer.
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