[riddlemedis]

The ideal female body is the one your mother made you <3

[nineherbscharm]

is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom

[bisexual-cyborg]

via @coniello

[thelesbianpoirot-deactivated202]

Last thing about POOR THINGS, if you are satirizing something like female exploitation, people should never able about to jerk off to your satire. If your satire is unrecognizable from the phenomenon you're satirizing, you didn't do a good enough job. You just created an example of the thing. Your satire of female exploitation should not have men applauding you, they should feel like their balls have been sawed off in a two hour long torture session. Do better.

[woolensky]

lesbians will text u the most insane string of words

[homunculus-argument]

Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."

[saint-batrick]

y'all aren't gonna believe what your 40s are for.

[odin-n-out]

It’s arson

[catmask]

velma and wednesday shows have proven to me that network executives cannot be trusted with our weird girls we need to take them back by force if neccessary

[catmask]

netflix/hbo exec hearing pitch for show about beloved weird girl character: okay this is great. you know what would make this better? we make every other character from this pre existing franchise act completely out of character. right? so it makes the protagonist look far less unpleasant. then we also shave her of everything that actually made her interesting. put in a bunch of fourth wall breaking quotes. yes make a joke about the MeToo movement and weed. teenagers love weed right. amazing. now we just need to make every other girl in the cast impossible to stand and have the protagonist become my mouthpiece for all the shit i cannot get away with saying and jokes that were never funny. but theyll laugh because its a girl right? amazing. send it off. if it flops theyre antifeminist

[girlfictions]

joan didion, “on self-respect”

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[ierikettu]

[queermasculine]

Kelly and Tanya from Meg Allen’s BUTCH series.

[hotsenator]

[assassinregrets]

[gelphienation]

it’s cause you’re always on that damn spectrum

[e-sadg]

There are other women like you. There are other women who think the way you think, who feel the way you feel, who act the way you act. There always have been and there always will be. Womanhood isn’t whatever shallow archetype the world has tried to convince you that it is. It’s going to be okay.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[funnytwittertweets]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

*hides under blanket for entire day* oh wow where did all the time go

[hopepunk-humanity]

Highly recommend injecting a little whimsy into your life. Say hello to gravestones. Pretend the raindrops on your window are racing. When small children stare at you, wave. My grandfather had a studded belt that started losing its studs. He replaced them with googly eyes. Do what you can to make your life a bit lighter

[sandersstudies]

People who act aggressive and negative as fuck and then when you’re like “hey can you stop” they’re like “I’m going through some stuff 🥺🥺🥺” like damn dude that’s crazy me too - for example right now I’m going through YOUR behavior.

[sandersstudies]

“I’m dealing with a lot 🥺🥺🥺” and I’m dealing with you so I guess we’re even

[sandersstudies]

If your reactions to your trauma or your problems are making other people around you feel unsafe you need new coping mechanisms.