[khe1]

lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[queerlysad]

[hellahonest]

[hismami]

spread love

[depresseddisneyprincess]

“And so I drink, I drink until the bottle is emptier than I am.”

— 2am (via 2am-spilledink)

[profashionall]

[6lacksoul]

[earthdad]

what should i do of this empty stomach of mine

[glnger-ale-official]

fill it with rocks

[earthdad]

does anyone that’s normal have any suggestions

[kin-bot]

me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…

[charlavail-deactivated20210902]

This vegan baking show is unreal…

[st3phascope]

what on earth omG 

[grandtheftautothree-blog]

is this a cult

[gayboomhauer]

IM GONNA FUCKING PISS MY PANTS

[keyblack-hl]

I was watching this thing with the sound off wondering what on Earth the audio could be to cause this kind of reaction and nothing could have prepared me for this

[romanvelvet]

That last comment made me watch it with the sound on and I regret it

[tacomel420]

cursed post

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“How bad could it really be?”

*turns on the sound*

“What the HECK?”

[strangertingshappen-deactivated]

the ting goes skrrrrrrrrrrrrrah pap pap kak kak kak skibidipap pap and a pupubrrrrrrrrrrdoom skya du du kun kun boom boom ~ milk and honey

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

deer: *walking around a cemetery*

someone: an old god…. a spirit…. someone’s reincarnation…

deer [thinking]: how do i get out of here with these fences all over the place

[hchocolate]

😂😂😂😂

[unknowinglyunknown111-deactivat]

😒

[maddenmogul]

I’m dying!!! 😧😂🤣😂🤣😂☺️😂☺️😂☺️😂🤣

[blackfridaa]

Omg…. this is legit me 😂.

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[doomy]

[stability]

LMAOO 💀💀

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[stability]