Random mess of things I like

Al | 25+ | She/her | Currently into RWRB, 911 LS, Schitt's Creek, Gallavich, Ted Lasso & a bunch of others Always running on queue

[ngalitzine]

I've been thinking about your mouth on me all week, and I've been hoping I'd see you in Paris so I could put it to use.

[ithelpstodream]

Chidera Eggerue, 23, used to resent her drooping breasts and dreamed of the day she could get a boob job. Now she is encouraging women to love their bosom buddies – no matter the size or sag.

“For the women who look like me: Your saggy boobs matter. And from now until you die, what’s going to matter, ultimately, is your character. Sometimes people are scared of what they haven’t been taught to accept. We still have to exist loudly, though.”

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ikrd/this-woman-created-the-saggy-boobs-matter-movement-and

[mejustdoingme]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[nicola-coughlan]

TED LASSO 3.02 | (I Don’t Want to Go to) Chelsea

[maxbegone]

Come in.

9-1-1: LONE STAR → (2.04) Friends With Benefits

→ requested by anonymous

[imwiremother]

‘‘shipping is fucking up how some of yall consume media‘‘ i do not ‘consume media’ i read books, i watch movies. like a normal person does. when was this term mass adopted, why is every work of art ‘‘consumed’‘. along with ‘’creating content’’ its terms the little lad on the monopoly box would use

[nikki-rook]

Matthew Perry in Fools Rush In

[tylerposey]

You can slip between the statues like a shadow.

[glasspostings]

while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

[glasspostings]

what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms

[dancinbutterfly]

>a wild therapist has entered the chat you need an additional coping mechanism studying the blade is a DBT principle called Building Mastery - wherein you engage in anything that is practical during which you gain skill and can actively see yourself progress - which is resilience building technique by which you shore yourself against vulnerability factors that make it harder to regulate emotions and manage activities of daily life and interpersonal interactions effectively. if you continue to study the blade while engaging in therapy, it will in fact make your therapeutic session more effective because having a skill that you pursue builds self-esteem and is a foundation upon which other coping skills can be built. so not better coping skills, blademaster, additional ones. you are already heading in the right direction and you have proven you have the tenacity to apply yourself to one discipline. now show us what you can do when applying yourself to your healing.

[raevenlywrites]

[patiencesinners]

(Via thekqg)

London 2

[fandiagnosis]

#love is stored in knowing glances and the little comments you make during your wedding vows

[dreamingdeadly]

sometimes responding to media you like is articulate and sometimes it is microwave noises and static fizz

[dreamingdeadly]

yeahh this is what prompted me to make this post

[thcrin]

Ted Lasso 3.02

[fcntasmas]

Red, White & Royal Blue (2023) dir. Matthew López

[rmd-writes]

23 <3

I’ve assigned each kiss prompt I received a number and am using a random number generator to choose which prompt to write because I got quite a few from you all! As a reminder, I’m trying to keep these to around 200 words and I’m going to try and do at least one per day til they’re all done. If you’ve sent me a prompt, I promise I’ll get to it!

Thanks for this prompt, Shannon! 💖

a kiss in relief

TK feels like he’s going to burst out of his skin. Nancy didn’t let him drive. She takes one look at him and snatches the keys before he can grab them. TK sits in the back of the ambulance chewing the inside of his cheek and bouncing his leg and by the time they arrive at the scene, TK is ready to claw his way out of the ambulance.

TK’s knees almost give way when he realises that the officer they’d been called to assist isn’t Carlos. He reels in his emotions and focuses on the patient. From a distance, he spots Carlos and it takes everything he has not to get up and run to his husband.

As TK loads the patient into the back of the ambulance later, there’s a brief squeeze of his shoulder and he looks up to see Carlos walking past him. There’s a lot said in their silent glance: I love you and I was worried and I know, I’m sorry and I’m so glad you’re okay and I love you.

Hours later, he’s doing inventory when Nancy nudges his shoulder. Looking up, TK sees Carlos striding through the entrance of the firehouse towards him. TK puts his clipboard down and rushes towards him.

Carlos catches him around the waist, his other arm coming up across the back of his shoulder blades, his hand cradling TK’s neck as he buries his face in his spot. TK clutches at Carlos’ shoulders a little more desperately than he should in the middle of his workplace.

“Baby,” he breathes against Carlos’ skin.

After a long moment, Carlos lifts his head from TK’s neck and TK presses their lips together. He lingers, soaking up the perfect pressure of Carlos’ lips against his and the way he holds TK’s neck. The pressure of his fingers at TK’s waist gives away his slight desperation to hold TK, matching TK’s own need to be held by his husband.

Carlos is here. He’s whole. He’s his.

(find all of my kiss prompts here or read them on ao3)

[knightofleo]

[darwinsfinchesx]

So, listen, I just got the email from the clinic. Okay, and? And I'm negative for the Huntington's gene, which means you are too.

911 Lone Star | 4.16 'A House Divided'

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[saint-batrick]

oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.

"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[smashasaurus-rex]

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

[sandersgrey]

[thatdisasterauthor]

My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw people’s portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husband” while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.

[need-a-new-reality]

So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.

[drst]

Men don't realize their life expectancy went up thanks to divorce.

[the-bibrarian]

Figure 9.3 shows that the number of males killed by intimate partners dropped by 71.4% between 1976 and 2002. Researchers and advocates for battered women attribute this dramatic decline to the widespread availability of support services for women, including shelters, crisis counseling, hotlines, and legal measures such as protection and restraining orders. These services offer abused women options for escaping violence and abuse other than taking their partners' lives. Other factors that may have contributed to the decline are the increased ease of obtaining divorce and the generally improved economic conditions for women.

Source

:))))))))

[hawthorn-and-ivy]

I don’t know what happened but I do know my grandma shot someone (maybe more than one?) and the general consensus is “they deserved it”