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lupinswag

someone straight : u can’t make all the characters queer !

me :

onceiwashere

if youre horny for any of the animal crossing animals i’ll kill you

zsnes

imagine being told youre not allowed to feel attraction to a fucking video game character you like, who btw owns a house and pays a fucking mortgage

onceiwashere

i’ll break your neck. ill grab you by the arms and swing you around so fast centrifugal force turns you into paste

madimoo31

“fuck you my child is fine” ma’am your child was a pleasure to have in class

5typesoftrash

OKAY THIS ONE HITS

wenchyfloozymoo

thighetician

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)

Girls supporting Girls.

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

toweroflondon

Not only that, but the book is only 47 pages long. When she read 30 pages, it’s not as though she only read one chapter. She read a majority of the book.

manbiteshog

i actually have no clue how to use twitter. like technically i know how to use twitter but culturally i don’t get it

heir-to-the-diamond-throne

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

heir-to-the-diamond-throne

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

heir-to-the-diamond-throne

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

enbyroses

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

incorrect-three-houses-quotes

Byleth and Edelgard: [staring into each other’s eyes]

Hubert: [pops open a soda can]

Byleth: We’re trying to have a moment.

Hubert: And I’m trying to have a soda.

shinoot

I’m a simple person, I see a beautiful and powerful axe-wielding woman I betray the pope and my students and start a war with her

yoonginwild

Felix on the battlefield ready to destroy you with his secret weapon... hair swords

lovelydreamer77

itched

what is it that makes all trans women and girls so hilarious and cool

itched

rb this to let your trans women followers know they’re hilarious and cool

ronamov

I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this… bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE?!

angelwarm

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

angelwarm

today is the day

joshpeck

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

616marvel

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.