She Will Be Loved

Здравствуйте. Меня зовут Кристина и я не говорю по-русски.

[funnytwittertweets]

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

[iamnehj]

I felt that... Always an option, never a priority...

[kttyjenn]

i dont wanna be a backup plan anymore. i want to be someone’s first choice just once

[fromfareastandsouth]

Yes thank you. 🙂

[typiing-deactivated20240430]

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

[frankensteins-revival]

The other half is crying

[danceintheskies]

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

[blexinthecity]

tea

[danceintheskies]

girl it’s milk

[maxheron]

That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

[cannibalchicken]

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

it doesnt make sense tho

navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700’s

maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut.

like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!

[violetkirjava-deactivated202502]

This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

i do not care how pretentious i sound, this joke is picking the lowest-hanging fruit ive ever seen. its LAZY.

it comes across as “haha look at this funny r/showerthoughts post i saw!!! so relatable, am i right fellow non-artists?”

its a low effort joke aimed at people who could not be paid to give a shit about trying any artistic medium, but lose their mind over a notebook sketch someone does in 15 minutes and scream “I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU” as if it doesnt take years of practice; like the artist was born with an “artistic gene” or some bullshit

all i ask is that people try just a little bit more to not sound dumb when theyre trying to be funny

[space-cops]

[wonderweird]

This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as I’m pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post  are artists saying ‘’YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!!’’

[aureliagaming]

if you don’t know the name origin of every single color ever then you aren’t an artist

[payeehay]

and mustard is navy yellow

[memewhore]

[daddy-issues-and-memes]

Technically true. Doesn’t make it worth it

[princesskuragina]

Me: this is hamletcore

My therapist: we actually call it clinical depression

[hannibalgirlpower]

the intimacy of knowing where everything is in a friend’s kitchen........

[striders]

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

[blackanxiousness]

[ruinedchildhood]