Nonsense

Emotional Headspace-Cadet | Local Pop Punk Grandma | Amateur Morally Ambiguous Exorcist

[andantei]

hey

[andantei]

hey y’all,

ive been active on tumblr for what i assume is around 10 years now. for some reason it doesn’t have the allure that it used to, and i really don’t spend much time on it anymore. i won’t be getting rid of it altogether, and i know most of my mutuals are either gone or we never really talked, but i thought id leave info here on where you can find me in case i disappear from tumblr for a long time again.

im on twitter semi actively @mbrakerbraker

i stream on twitch a lot at http://twitch.tv/ebonfall

love ya, see ya around

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

[tropicalhomestead]

Math time:

$1.1 billion paid by Verizon

Minus the purported $3 million buyout

Divided by numbers of unique users (380 million in August 2019)

You, personally, cost Verizon $2.89 USD

[cattorneyatlaw]

Hey @verizon

[edwad]

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

[soyamorsoyvida-deactivated20191]

Per what

[edwad]

second

[sheabutterbitch]

The absurdity in this is funny until you realize Jeff Bezos makes $230,000 per minute

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[slugzone]

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

buddy

bud

pal

neighbor

*australian voice* mate

*cowboy voice* partner

[shrikestrike]

don’t forget

*strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

*Harsh demonic voice* MORTAL

[paranoid-starscream-deactivated]

*metallic voice* FELLOW DECEPTICON

[nihilistwife]

One time I worked as a personal assistant for this rich dude. He was pretty ok for like. A dude w more money than I can rlly comprehend? Anyways a part of his assets was this grain processing plant; idk what they actually did I just ran errands for the dude n made sure he wasn’t bothered from big money decisions basically. Glorified coffee bitch? Anyways we’re working one day and the workers catch this random lady like??? Taking bags of whatever the hell they kept in the plant. We’re getting ready to call the cops, I’m getting anxious, and the boss…….. tells them to let her go. He tells her she’s allowed to take only what she can carry in her own arms. So she scrambled off with the bag of wheat or corn or whatever ???? And the crews super confused and the boss goes “do not stop her from getting what she can carry” & so that happens again like once a week for the next few months. I find out she’s actually an immigrant and a widow? Living with her dead husbands mom. She’s been stealing to feed her mom in law. Anyways eventually one day she like. Approached my boss. In his office.

And like a month later I was given an invitation to their wedding it was extremely fucked up my boss married a lady who was a wheat thief

[nihilistwife]

Classic bible story

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

Anyone: *says literally anything to me*

My brain despite hearing them clearly:

Me after long awkward silence: haha wait what

[zootycoon-archive]

[bodytothefifthpower]

911 I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER.

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[cultofmemes]

me putting a comma where it doesn’t belong: it’s sexy, it’s spicy, it adds a twist, a little color, a little interest

[flowerinaflame]

I’m reading this thing about how farmers in Japan considered thunderstorms to be good luck because they’d make more mushrooms grow so some Japanese scientists created this lil electrical machine that they wheeled through the forest administering shocks to the ground to simulate lightning strikes and the areas that they shocked yielded twice as many mushrooms as unshocked plots of land ⚡️🍄

[flowerinaflame]

https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2013/01/20/zap-lightning-gods-and-mushrooms/

[jerk-jock]

the fact that we reached a point where we can simulate fake storms to make little buddies grow twice as much is like magic but slightly to the left and just down right delightful

[1esbrarian]

[arqueete]

check out this spotify playlist of men covering women’s songs without changing pronouns

[1esbrarian]

nice

[thegenesimmonsboots]

the same user made a playlist of women covering men’s songs without changing pronouns!

[aphony-cree]

double nice

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

[princet-andy]

Him??

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Yes.

HIM

[sleepiestprincess]

I NEEDED to see him

[petratodd-deactivated20250817]

fyi

Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.

The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.

[madlori]

Even the woman who helped popularize gender reveal parties is like…slow your roll, fam.

[swan2swan]

If you haven’t seen this story, look up his name: Francisco Galicia. 

Expect to see him come 2020, when the debates begin and the political battle heats up. Expect to see him in a suit testifying in court, or before Congress. This young man is a witness and a victim, and the fact that this isn’t a more prominent story on every news station is what truly frightens me.

[swan2swan]

From The Dallas News:

Galicia says he lost 26 pounds during that time in a South Texas immigrant detention center because officers didn’t provide him with enough food.

He said he wasn’t allowed to shower and his skin was dry and dirty.

He and 60 other men were crammed into an overcrowded holding area where they slept on the floor and were given only aluminum-foil blankets, he said. Some men had to sleep on the restroom area floor.

Ticks bit some of the men and some were very sick, Galicia said. But many were afraid to ask to go to the doctor because CBP officers told them their stay would start over if they did, he said.

I would remind you that concentration camps are actually real. 

“I told them we had rights and asked to make a phone call. But they told us, ‘You don’t have rights to anything’,” Francisco Galicia said.

This is happening.

[arctic-hands]

[the screencapped tweets are in initial link]