Ya boi made a music, and it's up on YouTube now!
I dunno how many people that *aren't* porn bots still follow me, BUT!
Insta and Facebook are linked in the video description, but it'd be amazing if you just watched the video :-D
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Ya boi made a music, and it's up on YouTube now!
I dunno how many people that *aren't* porn bots still follow me, BUT!
Insta and Facebook are linked in the video description, but it'd be amazing if you just watched the video :-D
GUYS, GUYS!
Go follow my insta for some upcoming synth music, and also pics of my face sometimes. Maybe.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAvlLXcp5eU/?igshid=13y9s0catgz02
Oh no… I saw a wiggly worm on the pavement and it looked sad and so I said “oh no, mister worm, you are in a very sorry state… back into the thicket with you!” and I gently put it back into the grass, and then I turned around and there was a TEENAGER LAUGHING AT ME… why are The Youth so cruel
cause you fuckin talking to yourself outside
She was talking to mister worm you moron
So i’m writing a discworld fanfic and i just realized. Does susan ever laugh? even once? I haven’t read thief of time in a while so there might be an instance in there, but i literally cannot recall her smiling or laughing in soul music or hogfather, which makes it…hard to write her in character.
God im thinking about it some more, how often does any characters laugh? Like, w the exception of Vimes and Nanny Og, I can’t think of many characters that regularly laugh or smile
I’m really trying to recall… Mr De Worde doesn’t laugh either as far as i remember… but he did smile… same for Moist, which i think laughs in some occassion tho but not regularly, and i don’t think Rincewind did either of those much.. maybe smile but idk if always with a positive connotation
Im so sad why don’t discworld characters laugh?
but y know… i… i haven’t realized about it really till now… ANd i just finished reading Going Postal… and it’s okay? like i can however imagine them happy and laughing a lot? regularly?
Idk i’m sure Vimes laughs at every single stupid joke Young Sam makes… or maybe hides a laugh as to not cuse his son to feel shame? I can imagine Moist laughing at ironic acid remarks made by Dearheart… or Rincewind at kangoroos tbh. Or idk i can imagine Esme and Nanny cackling a lot when no one’s round cause Witches need respect first.
And i’m SURE susan laughs at Death Punes or plays on words… like… Some of that humour must have sticked to her at some point. And DeWorde did stiffle a laugh once i think when looking at a parsnip with a penis shape… and if he didn’t i’m sure he laughed at another musing vegetables.
Heck i think Vetinari laughs too even
That’s the thing. i can totally imagine them all laughing. Constantly. the book are so full of humor i have trouble imagining the characters not laughing. but like. they dont? im am confuse
This is wat ur mcm sounds like..
hey everyone i just want to say that the grey texts in the screencap are from my girlfriend and she is like, a legit astrophysicist, and i wasnt getting like mansplained to or anything! i just like to tease her by saying off the wall stupid stuff, we both think its really funny
this screencap below that got a lot of notes is also from a conversation with me and her
The new legendaries look great
Hence why Toph Beifong is my favorite badass character ever. Followed by Zuko of course. 😝
I love that Toph believes that she is one of the most badass people ever to exist in the Avatar universe, is not shy about saying so, and is absolutely correct.
Shit, just watch the way she curbstomps Korra without even trying.
The reason Toph Beifong has lived so long is that death is rightly afraid of trying to claim her <3
Men of the world need to be more like Jake Peralta
The best thing about Jake, though, is he didn’t start off this way. In season 1 he’s an immature, kinda gross dude, but he grows thanks to positive masculine influences in Captain Holt and Terry as well as his willingness to grow. Jake embodies the idea that good isn’t something you are, it’s something you do; he’s a great example of how it’s possible to grow and do better, even if it’s not always the easiest choice.
If more white boys were like Jake Peralta the world would be a better place.
Seriously though. When the comedian your watching on YouTube announces the interval. Fucken pause, dude! Have a cigarette, have a wank, slaughter your enemies!
Come back in fifteen minutes and watch the rest!
You'll feel so much better
We are the Pride Knights, and this is our battle cry No enemy can shake us, as hard as they can try There’s a fire in our eyes that no hatred can kill A passion in our hearts that’s as strong as our will To our fellow queers who fight their battles on their own We promise to fight with you, you are never alone To our fellow queers who have fallen with the pain We thank you for your courage, your fight is not in vain
We are defenders of the right to be proud of who you are To love who you love and to accept every scar We are your knights, protectors of our pride Together we stand, together we ride
These are back!
[Tees | Hoodies | Sweatshirts]
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
now someone tell me where to get this keychain
i just got mine from here but instead of spiderman, i got loki and thor
i got them so i will forever remember them as brothers protecting each other
THEY EVEN HAVE THANOS
AND THEY HAVE GAME OF THRONES
and theyre all ON SALE
what a time to be alive
Things I want in the next 5 years
- a stable job that i love
- enough money to live comfortably and travel
- a fulfulling relationship
Putting this out into the universe
This may be the first bottle of wine talking, but why does the second half always go so much quicker than the first?
I’d rather have Chris Evans between my thighs than a gap
So my twin brother called me from prison
He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”
Jeff, we talked about your username.