holy on my own

andy / they/them / white / queer / witch / gemini sun/sag rising/taurus moon

[thoughtstherapy]

@thoughtstherapy

[priestessofcreation-deactivated]

I do not see posts like this very often. Take note.

[zoomar]

Home lessons in massage.

[catboywormkin]

touch his tits tuesday

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

“Ooo girl your nails are fabulous!”

(via)

[gregorovitch-adler]

@topsyturvy-turtely

[topsyturvy-turtely]

omgoodness i love this!!!

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

the snake is the perfect mascot animal for the queer community. demonised by christianity, downtrodden and feared, generally docile but will defend itself with lethal force if necessary.

[softpastelqueer]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

my stoned post does not deserve something this awesome

[orangelemonart]

Preorders available, dial 1-800-073-NAMI on your transponder snail now!

bonus:

[kdinjenzen]

Werewolf Be Upon Ye

[kdinjenzen]

[avpol]

the soup poll AKA where are the chunks?

occasionally when discussing lunches and dinners and other such wonders i get the feeling when i say "Soup" i mean another persons definition of "Stew", and our communication is somewhat skewed. please tell me how you identify your wet meals

when you think of soup and stew, what do you think of?

soup and stew are the same thing, the words are interchangeable

soup and stew are different things (soup is just liquid, stew has chunks in it)

soup and stew are different things (soup has chunks in it, stew is just liquid)

they are different things, but i often/always use "soup" for both

they are different things, but i often/always use "stew" for both

somehow you did not account for my opinion, which i will regale to you below

Voting ended onAug 31, 2023

if you so desire, detail your decision With the place you grew up/learned your distinction in the tags

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[fisheofviolence]

i fucking LOVE creating things with my friends!!! let's talk about our ocs and put them in situations!! let's make a song together or share our writing!! let's connect on a meaningful and artistic level!!!

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[whatagrump]

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

[rhube]

THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT ADDITION.

I have enjoyed this video so much and am very happy to share ways to help the babies!!

[frustratedasatruar]

That man held it in until he knew for a fact that they’d need another take anyway, and not a moment less.

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

[thickness-protection-program]

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

[thickness-protection-program]

Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

[thickness-protection-program]

This is my new favorite compliment

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[scoutstrider007]

#Bill wurtz

[karrakazz]

the key to understanding kermit is that line from the original muppet series where lesley anne warren is like "i thought you were the only person here who wasn't crazy" and kermits like "me not crazy? i hired the others" that guy loves chaos. he loves crazy shit, and he loves being the guy who has to handle the crazy shit. he deliberately creates these circumstances! he puts himself in these positions! and then he's like "i cant believe youre making me do this." anyway that frog is more human than any of us