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[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[bippysaurus-rex]

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[desinteresse]

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

[desinteresse]

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

[desinteresse]

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

[mosssreblogs]

for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:

mom, how do i...?

and dad, how do i...?

^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments

if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions

there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love

[gothemotomboy]

Crowley slept in an alleyway because he physically couldn't let himself leave, but couldn't stay either. 

Crowley handed over his Bentley because he couldn't risk the bookshop burning (again)

Crowley followed Aziraphale to heaven 

Crowley knew exactly what meal to order

Crowley forgave him because of course he would

"You know what I want"

They're old and talking about nightingales in their backyard while watching the stars 

"I have everything I've ever wanted"

[scarbrownies]

Okay, I just really, really need to get this out about the kiss scene since a lot of people are really upset over it and I completely understand why people were so upset about it - it wasn’t the expected, direct kiss we all wanted from them.

But just because it wasn’t expected does not automatically mean that the one we got wasn’t meaningful - please, PLEASE understand the symbolic implications of that scene and the impact the writers were trying to share to the audience.

In modern day, in Protestantism, kissing your hand showcases affections for worldly people or matters instead of complete and utter devotion to God.

Not to mention, this exact scene took place right IN FRONT OF God.

They loved each other. The new universe they made could only be created because of their love for humanity. The love that grew over centuries on centuries, the love shaped by their care for humanity. Their sacrifice hurts, it broke my heart to see the ending, but I understand why and I think it was beautiful - its a choice that’s been built on how much they care for us. They love humanity just as much as they love each other and they’ve fought for us time and time again. Its their choice; its the creation of a universe where humans have free will, paved by their love for each other, something decided by neither God, nor Heaven or Hell.

I can understand why people have qualms with the finale, but please understand that there is true intricacy in the writing of this series; I stand by that point. Their love was meaningful and those years they spent together will never lose their value because of their sacrifice - that time they spent together still existed and is still real. Their sacrifice does not take value away from that time, it always existed and always will.

[cosmicconverse]

entering my EVIL phase because of good omens 3

[dankmemeuniversity]

[icantspellthings]

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

[icantspellthings]

I literally live in south east asia

[nemertea]

fellas, is it eurocentric to split the map across the Pacific ocean

[nemertea]

my fellow Americans I am begging you to understand that this is an absolutely fucking unhinged way to divide a world map and no one else does this

[whiteshakira]

u cld write a whole thesis abt this xkcd & how the only workers personified here r the upper class college degreed tech & management workers & not the third world workers facing unsafe grueling conditions working in mining or even manufacturing..... the wood source described as a "legal fight"

[stsathyre]

I have a job interview in a couple hours and all I can think about is how capitalism has stolen my will to live.

[stsathyre]

They wouldn't let me leave 😭 Who has a 90min interview??????

They're nice folks, though.

[daddyfuckedme]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[wakingfromthewater]

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

[b0tster]

todays a big day for longtime discord haters like myself 🫩

[moonlitmanchego]

for those who were wondering 🫩🫩🫩

[trainerdot]

hi okay we've seen some posts about this floating around and i wanna clear up what this means before any misinfo spreads too far.

if you are in a country like the UK or australia with recent age verification laws, this changes nothing. if you are NOT in any of those countries, this will work the same way their age verification does.

on discord, this DOES NOT outright block access to the app. it will prevent you from accessing channels marked as age-restricted, and it will prevent you from viewing images that the automatic image detection software deems as "adult content". which is annoying, but that software doesn't pick up on too much. also, it doesn't stop you from sharing images with third party hosting services lol

again, you DO NOT NEED TO VERIFY TO CONTINUE USING DISCORD. DMs will work fine. most servers will work fine.

do not verify. you do not need to. don't let this become normalized. just continue using the app. find ways of noncompliance. show them how worthless this is.

[bonefarm]

Get rid of your fucking Ring cameras holy shit. That was one of the most chilling ads I’ve ever seen

[creekfiend]

😰😰😰😰😰

[knitmeapony]

[outlaw-monarch]

For anyone confused about why this "sweet ad" is actually evil:

ring is passing the surveillance they collect to ice

ring is using these ID features to search for/identify people that ice wants to deport/kidnap/disappear, & using it to spy on Americans in general.

This ad is the company's gross & sneaky attempt to appeal to humans' kindness [ I'll be helping people find their pets!" ]

They are trying to trick more people into buying this tool that will be used as surveillance on people living in the USA

AND~!!!

also probably trying to trick people into turning on features/settings that will make it easier for them to pass information to ice and other hostile governmental authorities

[wigoutlet]

[aetherograph]

Girl I will put out a heated dog bed for u don't even worry about it.

[vieroag]

Shane Hollander and Yūri Katsuki parallels because I love my blorbos so much

My anxious, socially awkward/autistic/introverted (w)asian kings who are also among the best athletes on their sports on ice and are in love with their russian men 🥰