you say goodbye, and i say hello

1/2 beatles 1/2 memes

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[memewhore]

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[secifosseluce]

the world should accept that Margot Robbie and the costume design team behind the birds of pride created a new aesthetic, which i propose we call glittergrime. a shiny antidote to dark times :)

[secifosseluce]

is it obnoxiously shiny, but with a dark undercurrent sliming its way underneath? is it vibrant, freakish, mix-matched, bright but vaguely unkept-looking, a bit garish, definitely excessive? is it the aesthetic you’d assign to a murderous, giant toddler on a sugar rush? would you choose this aesthetic to keep your serotonin levels up even though you’re part of an underground operation to bring down a crime boss?

if yes, then you’ve got yourself glittergrime.

[teenagersforsale]

this is Ke$ha erasure

[secifosseluce]

fuck….you’re right. she’s a pioneer. 

[cursedimagez]

[hungwy]

its 2020 and people still google "gmail" to access it

[hotvampireadjacent]

fuck you you don’t know my life

[queen-of-filth-deactivated20170]

Greatest Hits: Dennis being rejected

[patheticgirl23]

[relelvance]

[creeperinavan]

you know i’ve only got 2 brain cells left if this makes me laugh

[mahdiamelarchive-deactivated202]

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

maybe if i post Fat fuck ill calm down.

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

[justareallyboredfangirl]

did it work

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

yea :)

[thatbassistbitch]

maybe if i reblog Fat fuck ill calm down.

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[cacoughphany]

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

Your wish is my command

[liquid-geodes]

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[cacoughphany]

this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

[liquid-geodes]

I'm sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

[cacoughphany]

Too soon-

[liquid-geodes]

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

[niggazinmoscow]

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

I’m fucking WHeEzing okayyyyyyyy

[cantina-band]

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

i know the photoset is everywhere

but the delivery of ‘why do piranha plant have bone it’ is funnier 

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[myownprivatememories-deactivate]

[combeferret]

[trashbreather-deactivated201901]

this is gay culture

[wordssometimesfail]

this reads like a lost shakespeare play 

[enbyofdionysos]

that’s twelfth night