my soul is a museum of intangible things

littered with the ghosts of the people I've been /alpha geminorum/ Just your neurotypical asshole.

[adorablelies]

car radio // twenty one pilots 

[sixpenceee]

Yes!

[plazticaaa-deactivated20240922]

Exactly

[karmacursedme]

THIS

[stream]

Goatface: A Comedy Special

[did-you-know]

Millennials are a well-behaved generation. Studies show substance abuse disorders are 49% lower, delinquent behavior (like stealing and assault) is 34% lower, and teen pregnancy is 40% lower than in previous generations. Source Source 2 Source 3

[sixpenceee]

Some 🔥🔥🔥memes I really wanted to share. 

[subsidiary]

[6qubed]

man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

[porterr-robinson]

[hotboyproblems]

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

[has-claws]

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

[darkmagepoppers]

Bad.

[phaxes]

via weheartit

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

Murder on the Orient Express (2017), dir. Kenneth Branagh.

[bernardberniebern]

I think i just saw the murder

[tylerjoseph]

jumpsuit, jumpsuit cover me

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[threesideddream]

me asking for attention and affection

[pinksweet]

Black Bear and California Poppies - Redbubble

[cybergata]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Ay caramba. (via Duck_Sparrow)

[fffaggot-deactivated20251025]

[riverwindphotography]

[animatedamerican]

you know, it is not very often that I see a gif and experience this strong a desire to put my hand into it.