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noelle | 29 | she/her

[andnoelle]

i don't mind hank green but my old literary theory professor would probably maul him

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[andnoelle]

all he needs now is a horse

[andnoelle]

when ppl say they had ai write something for them my brain translates that into "i had my mommy do it for me. also i took a shit in our drinking water"

[andnoelle]

predictive markets are shitty for all of the obvious reasons yes but also because you used to be able to say something like "i wish i could put $100 on glup shitto marrying darth penis" and people understood that you were just goofin

[andnoelle]

dr. ellie sattler was a lesbian in the book and i don't mean just vibes she is textually a lesbian and i can prove it. gennaro assumes that ellie is a man when he hears "dr sattler" because his limited worldview makes him think 'all doctors are men' is a safe assumption to make. later we find out she's engaged to "a nice doctor in Chicago", but no gender is mentioned. then a bunch of people read that line and assumed the fiancee was a man in a book where several people die as a result of assuming they knew someone or something's sex

[andnoelle]

*woman who switched her grocery day to saturday from monday voice*: bananas have more spots nowadays have you noticed this

[andnoelle]

golgi apparatus...

[andnoelle]

[andnoelle]

golgi apparatus...

[andnoelle]

if heaven exists it's a place where you can eat as much glass as you want and it never hurts your mouth or tummy

[lorenzonuti]

Vampires.

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[andnoelle]

old people love to die right after their birthday it's like their six seven

[distractionsfromthefood]

[andnoelle]

the only people watching live action avatar the last airbender are YouTube video essayists they're keeping the Shitty Netflix Show economy afloat with nothing but some overpriced mics (and unvetted vpn sponsorships)

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[shisasan]

𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: July 1. Too tired. END ID]

[andnoelle]

lifetime appointment doesn't mean forever it just means until they die some kind of horrible, violent, purely hypothetical death

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean