#Swaggy

Sam. If One Direction is doing something I am probably crying about it.

[e-perv]

[jastermereel]

luke mowing down dark troopers in his chanel boots:

[mjalti]

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

[sktagg23]

[digitaldiscipline]

Y’ALL FORGOT THE BEST ONE, BUZZ FUCKING ALDRIN

[trr3rr]

Nicolas Cage, 2020

[lyingfigure]

it’s giving too much. he wants to do numbers on tumblr so bad

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Well Imma give them to him, cuz that jacket fucks

[casadelanime]

me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet 

[thebootydiaries]

girl in novel: hi my older brother who is 17 years old and popular, do you want breakfast ?

her brother: yes, remember when mom died when you were 4 and our dad is an alcoholic ?

[thebootydiaries]

The doorbell rings.

“I’ll get it!” My brother yells as my alcoholic father stumbles into the kitchen. He’s an alcoholic.

“Oh they must be here.” He grunts.

I freeze. “Who?”

“Your new owners. I sold you so I can pay for my alcohol addiction.” He slurs.

I start to sob.

“Hi.” Greets a booming voice, sending shivers down my spine. I turn around to come face to face with a tall figure. I gulp as Harry Styles cheekily grins back at me.

[amongie]

[aisforarthur]

Arthur Dodges the Draft

[zonecassette]

[neoliberalsocialistxoxo]

Juggalos are a great example of how disenfranchised white people dont have to turn to racism to feel included or listened to. Like they could just be juggalos and we could all live in peace.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

this timeline is a fucking trip 

[tha--snazzle]

the enemy of my enemy is down with the clown.

[kioto-san]

[sushinfood]

Tumblr made me see juggalo Legolas and Gimli and now you have to too

[catchymemes]

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[signoraviolettavalery]

Chuck Tingle is already on it, y’all

[turing-tested]

is this orange or yellow.

[turing-tested]

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

[dogonitblog]

hey op, what does this say?

[turing-tested]

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

[khazel-t]

[zoomuniversity]

me to everyone, all day everyday:

[wigglyflippingout]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

[grand-duc]

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

[rcmclachlan]

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

[imagitory]

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

[chiaroscar]

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[the-cosmic-goddess-deactivated2]

This is so true

[twodotsknowwhy]

Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!

Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested

[supremequeenofthenerds]

Me age 24 re-reading Harry Potter

[jhaernyl]

This, a thousand times this.

[clickbaitcowboy]

i dont care about starwars but i care about them